Presents that shouldn't be.

[Her]

My steak knives covered in human blood.

 

[moments.]

Their steak knives covered in human poop.

 

[♣Gawain♣]

How about some centipedes for the good boy?

 

[moments.]

A bottle of water and some faulty electrical cords!

 

[Melody]

an old toilet brush covered in crap.

 

[Forever Forbidden]

I actual gave this one for Christmas to an aunt;
i spent lighter inside an old shoe that was stuffed with pages from the yellow pages wrapped in a belt...
i really need to NOT do that again...

 

[Her]

Potato peelers with potatoes.

 

[Cheesymitten]

A tramps old clothes
"Merry christmas Auntie"
"...."

 

[♣Gawain♣]

A snapping turtle for your runny nose.

 

[Mitchman]

A pregnancy test from your girlfriend that came out positive.

 

[st.jimmy]

a hand-knitted jumper off dear old blind grandma :P

 

[Spinor]

Maybe I shouldn't be a present after 42 bottles of Coke.

Neither should expired Coke be a present...

 

[레트로]

Something home-made.
They're always a let down.

 

[Spinor]

A Guitar... Hero I for PS1.... They aren't that good anymore.

 

[Cheesymitten]

A hearing aid they never seem to listen to what i want for christmas