Raichu, Use Thunder!

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Espeon once again Psybeam these lessers
 
Skuntank Gas that Worm with a Flamethrower!
 
hey that's my lucario

anyways lucario attack that imposter with close combat
 
Mr155555 said:
hey that's my lucario

anyways lucario attack that imposter with close combat
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Okay I'm sorry, I don't like picking apart posts but there's just so many things wrong with this one that I can't not do it.
First off. HOW do you KNOW that it's your Lucario? There's like one million Lucarios out there, there's literally no guarantee that this is yours. You aren't the only person on Earth legally permitted to own a Lucario. Second, if it's your Lucario, how can it be an impostor at the same time? I mean, either it's your Lucario, or it's an impostor, you can't have your Lucario attacking itself. Third, and this is the first point all over again, how the heck is it an impostor if it's just another Lucario? Were it an Arceus, I wouldn't say a word because dammit it's PokeGod there can only be one, but Lucario is a distinct species. I don't care if they look the same, because ALL Pokemon of the same species look the same. If I had a, let's say a dog. And you have a dog which looks exactly like mine. Is it an impostor? HECK NO. IT'S JUST. A. DOG.

And that's how Equestria was made.

Terrakion, please Rock Slide this Typhlosion before I go crazy from that guy.
 
Aipom, Take down that old fool with Aerial Ace!
 
No, you Take down foes with Take Down, with Aerial Ace you ace foes. Allow me to demonstrate.

Toxicroak, punch him in the drain with Drain Punch.
 
Stone Edge Gliscor, is Stone Edging
 
gengar use psychic surprised didn't ya
 
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