Real Life Pokemon Moves!!!!

[LegendChu]

Look at ur keyboard, focus, focus, focus, focus, focus, focus, focus. Enough focus, punch in Enter already :P

Magical Leaf

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Swithdas]

Step 1. Colour your leaves like a mystical rainbow
Step 2. Suck them up in a leaf blower
Step 3. Spit them back out

Waterfall

 

[LegendChu]

Fill in buckets of water, carry them to the top floor of ur building/office, wait for someone to pass below & pour it on them.

Baby-Doll Eyes

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

When someone says no you make your eyes super wide and bright with small tears on the side and a pouted lip.

Headbutt

 

[LegendChu]

Okay, when I split those words up, I got some weird idea, but better not say it here, rofl {XD}.

I'll keep it simple. Bow ur head down, charge at someone full speed & bang into them.

Whirlwind

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Sunshine Moonlight]

Throw someone into a cyclone.

Bullet Seed

 

[LegendChu]

Eat a watermelon, collect the seeds, load them into a gun & shoot.

Thunder Wave

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Lycanthropy]

Sounds like a job for my taser!

Whirlpool

 

[LegendChu]

Build a big, I mean biggggggggggg bathtub, dump people inside, fill it with water, pull the cork

Mirror Shot

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[RahulPokeMaster]

Throw a stone at a mirror and break it.

Steel Wing

 

[LegendChu]

Create a robot, attach a couple of wings to it, use a remote to make it fly, drop it wing first one someone's head.

Mega Drain

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[A_Scottish_Skarmory]

Get a stripy straw, stick in someone's neck, and...drain them?

Roar of Time

 

[cRaCkZ]

Roar at someone until he is late at job/school.

Hyper Fang.

 

[HyperMorian]

Sharpen your front teeth, then chomp. If nicely done, maybe you just infected someone with rabies. If not, someone should visit a dentist.

Gunk Shot.

 

[cRaCkZ]

Shoot someone with dirt or something dirty....

Psychic.

 

[LegendChu]

Do the Gangnam Style (Psy Kick, get it).

Frenzy Plant

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[HyperMorian]

Uh... you take the root of a tree and then smack it onto your foe to death?

Hyper Punch.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Punch someone in the face because they don't want to listen to your rant about how awesome the upcoming Pokémon games are going to be. Hype!

Scald

 

[LegendChu]

Pour hot water on someone (add some chilli powder or pepper powder for added effects :P).

Ominous Wind

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[CatBountieHunter]

Ominous Wind? I will grab a Ouija Board, and we can all go out side in the wind storm at my house; and play with it....

Disarming Voice