Reasons you wouldn't give for not passing up your homework.

"I started a new diet containing mainly paper as it is very high in fibre."
 
It's work for at home. Who does that crap anyways? I thought work was for school, home was for chillin.
 
"I looked a whole 360 degrees from where I was sitting and couldn't see a pen..."
 
Pamela Anderson said:
RONALD MCDONALD'S THE MCDONALD'S MASCOT.

Nirvana smoked it.
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I know, I was just trying out irony and see if I got a reaction :P.

Mmm....

"I was nominated for an Oscar in chemistry and I didn't have time for that piece of paper :P."
 
When the cops pulled me over last night, they found drugs in my homework, so they have it in their evidence bin. I've got the citation if you need proof.
 
Hey! I just found out that the vending machines accept my homework! Want a Dorito?
 
You don't understand! I waws being driven through cables to the motherboard to deliver the homework to the hard drive! But I got distracted by and adult ad and ended up in the RAM! I then tried to walk as 256MB but I tripped and the homework was stored in RAM. When I got to the Hard Drive to tell mom about it, she told me to go to the monitor, my homework was there! But my dog chased a peguin off a window and ended up pressing delete! Then shred came out and my dog licked them! Then peed! Eww! I had to turn of the CPU.

tl;dr, MY DOG ATE IT!
 
I didn't do it because I was busy pwning YOU all last night in Brawl!
 
I'm sure you wouldn't want it after I leaked on it.LOL
 
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