Rock, Paper... My Foot!

[TY]

I knew of this game before, but it died out and i wanna bring it back since i loved it.

So basically you post something which would beat the thing what the poster above you said.
Like this:

Guy #1: I have a rock.
Guy #2: Your rock is no match against my spoon!

Anything is possible, so let your creativity free on this :3

Ill start off:
I have my hand.

 

[braixen]

your hand has no chance against my hammer : d

(this reminded me of cuil theory for some reason omg)
((hope im doing this right))

 

[xseed]

I have a Arceus

(lol another funny game)

 

[TY]

Well unfortunately your Arceus is no match against my french fries

 

[braixen]

your french fries have no chance against my duck

 

[xseed]

your duck is no chance against my curly hair

 

[braixen]

your curly hair has no chance against my straightener!

 

[xseed]

your straightener is no chance against my shampoo

 

[braixen]

your shampoo has no chance against my conditioner

 

[pompayyy]

your conditioner has no chance against my dry scalp!

 

[Melody]

Your dry scalp has no chance against my wig!

 

[braixen]

your wig has no chance against my scissors !

 

[Tsutarja]

Your scissors have no chance against my Scizor

 

[xseed]

your scizor had no chance against my Talonflame

 

[braixen]

your talonflame has no chance against my deep fryer

 

[xseed]

your deep fryer has nada chance against my freezer

 

[braixen]

your freezer has no chance against my fridge

 

[TY]

Your fridge is no match against my cage.

 

[braixen]

your cage has no chance against my key

 

[TY]

Your key will suffer from my hot chocolate >:D