Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.

[Adam Levine]

Helping Mother Nature removes erosion.

 

[droomph]

Releasing sulfur hexaflouride makes all of nature choke!!!! MAHAHA

 

[TY]

Emile Heskey eats all the sulfur hexaflouride and uses it in a fart...

 

[Esper]

Near-deadly football strikes Emile Heskey in the head, sending him to the hospital.

 

[TY]

KSIOlajidebt eats the football for lunch, leaving him like this:

 

[Adam Levine]

Knife pieces KSIOlajidebt and makes him bleed.

 

[TY]

Flamethrower melts knife as usual...

 

[Adam Levine]

A bucket of water pours water in the flamethrower, extinguishing all the fire...

 

[TY]

Heat damps the water, so its gone :D

 

[Adam Levine]

Antartic refreshes the heat, and gives cool to everyone...

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Ultraviolet radiation then melts the antarctic!

 

[Adam Levine]

Tidal waves cool the ultraviolet radiation!

 

[CyanFlame]

The sun evaporates the wave before it gets there.

 

[TY]

A cluster missile blows up the sun, making a darkness forever...

 

[CyanFlame]

Magic crayons redraw the sun in the sky (I couldn't think of anything)

 

[blue]

Child eats Magic crayons, destroying them.

 

[CyanFlame]

Crayons were toxic, thus killing the child slowly in his sleep.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Okay I can't do this one...

Then scientists remove the toxic...

 

[Username_9138]

...but a squirrel scampers into the laboratory while they sleep and press a certain "Self-Destruct" button that has been tested and works EVERY SINGLE TIME.

 

[CyanFlame]

...Except for this time :3!