Say Something Silly!!!!

[Somewhere_]

you dont have to be flexible to eat yourself. You just need a lot of painkiller as you cut off your limbs. And a lot of bandages to stop the bleeding.

Because how could you eat yourself into growth if you bleed to death?

 

[Adam Levine]

"Are you a supporter of the Marine Corps?"
Yes! Absolutely. Absolutely.
"Good, because a former decorated member of the United States Marine Corps needs your support.
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!"

 

[LegendChu]

Yes he does, coz he's no longer the "Face" & that's no PJ, its AJS, or so he says.

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Zakariya]

Yesterday I fed my bike a pile of letters before I went to the bathroom upside down.

 

[LegendChu]

Sometimes I talk to myself, whenever I need "expert" advice :P.

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Cakesu]

It's Peanut Butter Jelly time !

 

[LegendChu]

A day without sunshine, is like.... you know.... night :P.

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Lunar]

Love is like a butterly, hold it too loose and it flies away, but grip it too tight and you'll crush it (a quote from a drama performance I did years ago) :P

 

[8_BIT_SUPERSAIYAN]

If you think about it, your logic is invalid because biscuits go to the moon on fridays.

 

[LegendChu]

Rumours are carried by haters, spread by fools & accepted by idiots.

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[OnomaNunn]

Did you know that during a 80 year study of over 20.000 ostridges, none of the ostridges hid its head in the sand?~_~

 

[NathanBros]

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

 

[Somewhere_]

wut im tired and hungry and i make terrible jokes and terrible puns and i have a math test tomorrow and i studied but i should have gone to bed a while ago and idk what im doing with my life wtf

 

[LegendChu]

Honk, if you love peace & quiet :P

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Zakariya]

I can run around my house 72 times after drinking coffee.

 

[LegendChu]

All work & no play, is the average day.

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Somewhere_]

what is the point of rhyming

 

[JOBO]

If you clean Vacuum cleaners, then you are a Vacuum cleaner

 

[LegendChu]

The problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem, then the problem is not a problem at all.

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Somewhere_]

that sentence was dense. thats a problem.