SECS, MINUTES , HOURS ,DAY, MONTH OR LIFETIME .. ?

An hour because promiscuous is a deadly word-
 
5 minutes,
Spending time to get you away from my electric sockets, and trying to get rid of the vampire inside you mbe?
 
I'll give you five days 'cause you seem like a cool guy.
 
Hey sweetie pie, would you like a lifetime or two? ;D

*shot*
 
...three hours now xD. That means you gained two.
 
-3 hours because you killed 3 hours of my life with Crissy :(
 
I'm taking five more now.
 
NOOOOOO!!!!

-∞ lifetimes!

There, you can't beat that now can ya >:D
 
In my world, after you get smaller than 1 hour, it's negative infinity. Soooo...

1 second-

EDIT: Done~
 
Lol! This was a laugh when I read it.
I'll add another half an hour. :P
 
For being funnier this time I'll do two lifetimes and a minute, how's that? XD.
 
You're spending two seconds with me, so your 'lifetime' just got longer.
 
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