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Sexiest Pokemon

Who's the hot hunk or bootylicious babe?

  • Hitmonchan

    Votes: 1 2.6%

  • Machoke

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Gardevoir

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Jynx

    Votes: 2 5.3%

  • Blaziken

    Votes: 1 2.6%

  • Golduck

    Votes: 1 2.6%

  • Kabutops o_O

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Arcanine

    Votes: 1 2.6%

  • They're ALL good!

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Pokemon aren't sexy you sicko!

    Votes: 23 60.5%
  • Total voters
    38
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Gah! There are some days I wish I was a Mod?
 
.. you fear cybering!

Ha. you people are amusing. ^^

Yeh know. Ive seen threads like this before. And it was pretty fun! The people were actually playing along with the idea and the thread was several pages long. People werent like 'ew, you sicko!' they were like 'Ha...Id chose ivysaur anyday of the week. plus it always smells good.' type thing.

Im just being annoying to you people because you have no sense of humour.
And what has this thread degraded down to? the only posts in here really are of 'eewww, you sicko!'. You cant get much from that.
 
"Eew, you sicko" sums up the topic perfectly, and people are saying it in force. It just makes the overall opinion more resounding.

We all have great senses of humor, by the way, just not twisted.
 
you people are just taught that sex is baad. And anyhting with that in it is baad. I dont blame you nor.. But this isnt a beastiality thread.

See look. my beta splendids is sexxy! He likes to swim around and look superior! Hes doing it right now! And really pramps if you put a mirror up to him. ..

maybe if someone other than you peoples posted.. hm.
*shrugs*
 
Thanks for ruining my topic. I really appreciate it. I think Hitmonchan is SEXY but I don't want to have sex with one. Anyway, it was SOPPOSED to be a fun topic. You people really are puritan pricks. And what's sexy about the human characters? They have ugly stretched out eyes and most of them are gross kids. And Ash has a woman's voice. If this topic gets closed, then it really shows how strict and immature this forum is, and that nobody can lighten up (like when I had that "Pornographic pics that will offend everyone!" art topic as fun, and the thread title was editted).
 
I feel silly saying this, but I think Gardevoir is cute.
 
As in...oo;; Jirachi! I couldve sworn you were a girl! Lol. X)
Anyway, blaziken sort of has the kind of build I like in a guy...not too muscular. Just perfect
 
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*rolling on the floor hurt* XD

Wow, how did I miss this thread, I hope it doesn't get closed or anything.

Umm .. uhh D'oh! Its hard for me to find any pokemon sexy, but I do like Dragonites. Or do I? *everyone looks at him weird* I think they're cute, lol.

..what? ; ;
 
oh boy this topic is...... kinda weird.

i mean is this topic now about "cute" or "sexy" ?
about thinking someone or something cute theres nothing bad, ratiasu is HYPER cute.
but talking about pokemon in a sexy way is........<<PSYCHO ALERT>>......... pokemon AREN`T SEXY. cute ok, but not, NOT sexy. i dont want to hurt someone but in my opinion its, well better leave it like that or i hurt really someone.
 
Iveechan said:
The sexy sexy contest! I think it's obvious who I vote for... oops, shoulda had "other" as an option. Well... hrm.

EDIT: ha, someone chose the "sicko" response. You know you lust for Pokemon... admit it... o.o
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Ask my Medicham, he thinks gardevoir and Milotic
 
Iveechan said:
Thanks for ruining my topic. I really appreciate it. I think Hitmonchan is SEXY but I don't want to have sex with one. Anyway, it was SOPPOSED to be a fun topic. You people really are puritan pricks. And what's sexy about the human characters? They have ugly stretched out eyes and most of them are gross kids. And Ash has a woman's voice. If this topic gets closed, then it really shows how strict and immature this forum is, and that nobody can lighten up (like when I had that "Pornographic pics that will offend everyone!" art topic as fun, and the thread title was editted).
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Miss, you were the one that actually made "Pokemon arent sexy at all you sicko!" a choice. Who knows? Maybe if you didnt, people like me that think Pokemon are a weird thing to be attracted to wouldnt even post here.

Seeol, its not that we don't have a sense of humour.... its just not quite as perverted and twisted as your's might be. Sure, I'll say some pretty funny stuff thats sick, that I'd get banned for here, in r/l, so you can't judge someone's sense of humour by what they vote for in a simple poll.

And another thing, if we were taught that sex was bad, we'd all be asexual morons that go around saying "Mention one thing about sex and I'll blow your head off!" We, like Asher, Kaga, Porygon, and some others, just don't really believe in being attracted to 'mythical' little animals like Pokemon. Now... if I was a Pokemon, it would be a completely different story. Now... Misty on the other hand... *drool*

Hope I've clarified some things up... and possibly calmed down the argument. Sorry for ruining a thread.

EDIT: And just so I dont completely tear this topic apart, out of the given choices, I'll pick Gardevoir... although it really doesnt make sense that my brother has a MALE one on his game... should be an only female Pokemon..
 
Iveechan said:
Thanks for ruining my topic. I really appreciate it. I think Hitmonchan is SEXY but I don't want to have sex with one. Anyway, it was SOPPOSED to be a fun topic. You people really are puritan pricks. And what's sexy about the human characters? They have ugly stretched out eyes and most of them are gross kids. And Ash has a woman's voice. If this topic gets closed, then it really shows how strict and immature this forum is, and that nobody can lighten up (like when I had that "Pornographic pics that will offend everyone!" art topic as fun, and the thread title was editted).
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You said thanks. So shall we riun it more?

COME ON MODS! THIS TOPIC IS NOT APPROPRIATE!!

XDDD

And who was that who post the pic w/ Kirlia's B0mb sticking out? That's sick!
 
jynx said:
That's sick!
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No, I'm not sick! Unfornatelly, pok?mon is porn!!! *everyone thinks he has Psychoproblems* And I can prove that!

Prove 1: *link removed*
Prove 2: *link removed*
Prove 3: *link removed*+*link removed*= PORN!!

*Images made by Gamefreak, not by me >_@
 
OI!!!!!!!
That's awful!

Well, I've seen even worse...
Some1 wrote a Pokemon Bar and Pokesex thingy about Jynx and Mr. Mime. And he said that he opened a shop called "Jolly *y**" which ppl can buy fake *y** b00b$ and B0++0m :P
 
Wow, I really dont know what to put. This is very odd, I wont say any though because I dont wanna cause a disturbance. I would just say no I dont think any pokemon is "sexy" but.. others may differ on opinion though.
 
jokestr2004 said:
Well it seems to me that the people that say Pokemon arent sexy here get bashed for it. But we shouldnt because it is a given choice in the Poll.
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I really dont mind getting bashed for this though, I mean if they have a different opinion what can I say. I mean who am I to judge whats right or wrong.
 
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