Shipping Debates

Who should he date?

  • Misty

    Votes: 42 43.8%

  • May

    Votes: 9 9.4%

  • Dawn

    Votes: 14 14.6%

  • No one, Ash only likes Pokemon

    Votes: 31 32.3%
  • Total voters
    96
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OK, all I need is a Pokeshipper and an Anti-tank (Already included with me so...)

And unfortunately Jorah, I'm a Pearlshipper, so I think I'd rather give an anti-tank to Pearlshippin D:
 
Agh! I feel so betrayed. >:|

*shoots Jorah with a Magnum*
 
This is the only kind of Magnum I know:

Spoiler:


I didn't know it was also a gun. Why did they name an ice cream after a gun? Or a gun after an ice cream...well, at least I won't die if an ice cream is shot at me. :D
 
I'd eat the ice cream instead. :3

Just wait until someone, yet again, ignores the "RTLFP" rule.
There is 1/3 probability that the shipper coming in would be a Pokeshipper.

(UGH, stop thinking about Math in a Pokemon forum, myself! D<)
 
Nayu said:
I'd eat the ice cream instead. :3

Just wait until someone, yet again, ignores the "RTLFP" rule.
There is 1/3 probability that the shipper coming in would be a Pokeshipper.

(UGH, stop thinking about Math in a Pokemon forum, myself! D<)
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Why? Math is fun and always right. Look at this forumula for example:

Ash * Misty = Pokeshipping is an assumed formula that can be disproven given that Pokeshipping is not anti and thus positive.

_/(Ash)= Food - Smart. _/(Misty)=Redhead + Smart. Thus legally _/(Ash * Misty)=

(Food * Redhead) + (Food * Smart) + (Smart * Redhead) - (Smart²) = _/(Pokeshipping)

(Food * Redhead) = (May + Redhead²)

(Food * Smart) = -Ash

(Smart * Redhead) =(Oak + Redhead²)

Smart² = Einstein.

(May + Redhead²) -Ash + (Oak + Redhead²) - Einstein = _/(Pokeshipping)

Let us square again :D

(May² + Redhead^4) - Ash + (Oak² + Redhead^4) - Einstein² = Ash * Misty = Pokeshipping

However. Because Ash is a multiplication of a positive and a negative. Ash is Negative. The only way for Pokeshipping to be positive is if Misty is negative as well. But:

Einstein² ≤ ∞. As long as the possibility remains that Einstein² could = ∞ then

-Einstein² may = -∞. If such is the case, then (May² + Redhead^4) - Ash + (Oak² + Redhead^4) - Einstein² is negative and = Pokeshipping.

So in conclusion, Pokeshipping is not positive and thus always an "anti" shipping. The very existance of Pokeshipping itself can be considered a Contradiction.

EOQ
 
...What?

I may suck at math, but usually I can follow it. This...I cannot.
 
I haven't gotten too far in Maths yet, dear sir. Don't think I can understand that.
 
AdvancedK47 said:
Why? Math is fun and always right. Look at this forumula for example:

Ash * Misty = Pokeshipping is an assumed formula that can be disproven given that Pokeshipping is not anti and thus positive.

_/(Ash)= Food - Smart. _/(Misty)=Redhead + Smart. Thus legally _/(Ash * Misty)=

(Food * Redhead) + (Food * Smart) + (Smart * Redhead) - (Smart²) = _/(Pokeshipping)

(Food * Redhead) = (May + Redhead²)

(Food * Smart) = -Ash

(Smart * Redhead) =(Oak + Redhead²)

Smart² = Einstein.

(May + Redhead²) -Ash + (Oak + Redhead²) - Einstein = _/(Pokeshipping)

Let us square again :D

(May² + Redhead^4) - Ash + (Oak² + Redhead^4) - Einstein² = Ash * Misty = Pokeshipping

However. Because Ash is a multiplication of a positive and a negative. Ash is Negative. The only way for Pokeshipping to be positive is if Misty is negative as well. But:

Einstein² ≤ ∞. As long as the possibility remains that Einstein² could = ∞ then

-Einstein² may = -∞. If such is the case, then (May² + Redhead^4) - Ash + (Oak² + Redhead^4) - Einstein² is negative and = Pokeshipping.

So in conclusion, Pokeshipping is not positive and thus always an "anti" shipping. The very existance of Pokeshipping itself can be considered a Contradiction.

EOQ
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And that is how you wrap a cat for Christmas. Class dismissed.
 
Goodbye and thank you Miss Jorah.

...we do that when lesson ends.
 
I think you guys are in delusion. Lets get this straight:

Pokeshipping
Was one-sided. Misty was the one who liked Ash even though Ash showed small affectrion to her and some jealuosy. Also the episode where the group departs, in the original Misty had flashback of their travels unlike the dub where they have really exaturated a little bit. Misty never said those things in original.

Advanceshipping
Advanceshipping had loqw chances which completely perished upon the arrival of Drew. The shipping is pretty obvious and is most likely to become the canon.

Pearlshipping
Yeah, I saved the best for the last. Pearlshipping has many hints, excluding High Touch (which is sang by the voice-actors of Ash and Dawn, btw). Also we have two noticable Pearlshippers Kotone and Brock.

Here is a dialogue from the Kotone episode:
Kotone: Doesn't Dawn look pretty, Ash?
Ash: Huh? Yeah, Hikari is the best!
Kotone: (turns to Brock) He doesn't get it, huh?
Brock: Hikari neither.

Then Ash and Dawn do their famous high five as Kotone observes and thinks; They are so alike. This may not have happened in this exact order but it did in the same episode. All I'm saying is that Ash and Dawn are both dense as they don't realise how close they actually are. And yes that is my opinion cuz I'm a Pearlshipper, and I know many people don't agree but...the hints are there. Not to mention they both saw the swarm of Luvdisc, their similar behaviour and they both have a Pokemon out of the ball.

Wanna see the other hints, check Bulbapedia. There are plenty of them :)
 
^ZOMFG U SPOILURZ MEH BRAINZ!

Then again, that little Pearlshipping demon inside me is jumping up and down :(. I still seem to have the "shippy happiness bubbles" sometimes. I really thought I left them many years ago. But I still have leftovers from those years...

...Anyways, is that episode up on youtube? :D
 
Damn, a Pearlshipper! I wanna bomb some Pokeyshippers and Advanceshippers!

(I don't bomb Pearlshipping because of you, AK. D<)
(...you might shoot me with a gun and threat me with a cat.)
 
Nayu said:
Damn, a Pearlshipper! I wanna bomb some Pokeyshippers and Advanceshippers!

(I don't bomb Pearlshipping because of you, AK. D<)
(...you might shoot me with a gun and threat me with a cat.)
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Well, I just got Martyrdom, Commando, Tactical Knife Gold Desert Eagle and a thermal scoped AK47 so...
 
Yes there is and there is an exact part where Kotone asks Dawn if Ash is her boyfriend?

Many people consider this as a negative hint, but I don't see it negative in any way cuz it just shows that Dawn never thought about things like love then just on her contests. That exact episode showed that Dawn is just as dense as Ash and even thoguih they are alike, their shipping will never become a canon unless they realise they like each other.

And I'm sorry for the spoilers, I didn't know.
 
I don't mind them. I just like saying that every time because there will always be someone who complains about spoilurz for sure :(
 
Rydenio said:
I think Misty, because we all pictured ourself being ash in the beginning of the series, and we all wanted to do misty.
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...and then came May and Dawn. Oh sorry Misty, but hotter girls are "bugging" around now :P.

I hear the episode after tomorrows will be hawt. And I will see it in great quality out of youtube. Which I cannot tell you where. Because it would be dangerous to their bandwidth if I told that Cartoon Network airs Pokemon Episodes online, which I won't.

Heck, I bet the new girl will turn out to be hotter than Misty.
 
Vernikova Rules! said:
o.o

I...what...I have no response...I have no response...

...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPWhZO0GqIw

This is sort of interesting..didn't expect it...the post count for this thread https://www.pokecommunity.com/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=33766
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HAH! xD; I'm surprised that sounded so good. It might sound a little better without that "CHING!" sound.

I NEED TO POST MORE! ;_; I'm #11. Lol, I haven't seen Ruby in awhile.

Rydenio said:
I think Misty, because we all pictured ourself being ash in the beginning of the series, and we all wanted to do misty.
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I know there are no girls on the internet, but really? Some of us were pretty young when we watched it originally, and I'm sure that wasn't really the thought that came up.
 
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