Whose booty are we talking about here?
Anyway, one of the things that I think is nice about the Pokemon games is that you don't have to be into every single aspect of the games in order to enjoy them. So if competitive battling is confusing and not appealing to you, there's other options.
Though while competitive battling does look confusing to most people at first, you can certainly learn how to do it.
And like you said, you could be a breeder. Plenty of people are serious breeders (just head on down to the Trade Corner) and there's quite a bit of depth to breeding. Or maybe you're into collecting Pokemon instead, catching 'em all and getting all them cool event pokes. And when ORAS comes out and Contests return, you could even take up being a Pokemon Coordinator.
I wouldn't say that one is far easier than the other; when you get down to it, all the different things you can do in Pokemon can get pretty in-depth and technical. So, idk, try them all out and see what you like best. And there's probably other things you can do as well besides the things I mentioned.