So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

[Sydian]

...but they're not a Pokemon, so I don't know what to make of that.

So a Petilil walks into a bar...

 

[Feraligatr13]

...and runs into that Jynx from before. They then proceed to gather all female-only Pokemon and have a girls' night out.

So a Feraligatr stomps into a bar...

 

[The Void]

...and lazergates everyone.

So a Dragonite walks into a bar...

 

[Fernbutter]

And uses hyperbeam on everything...

Then a Wailord ends up in the bar somehow and...

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

brings his buddy Relicanth to free the Regis from eternal slumber.

So an Aerodactyl gets revived from an Old Amber in the bar...

 

[Fernbutter]

... and then gets ultimately decimated by Dragonite who was there.

A Stunfisk flops into the bar's entrance then...

 

[タイラー]

Gets sat on by dragonite

A slow poke waddles into the bar...

 

[Smeargle]

... And announced groudon and rayquaza had been at the bar

So a pickpocket seviper slithered himself into the bar ...

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

And stole everyone's money.

So, a Zangoose came in following the Seviper...

 

[Voliol]

...and suddenly started fighting the Seviper!

So, a false prophet flareon came in to the bar...

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

And everyone began to worship it like the new Arceus.

So now Excadrill drilled its way to the bar...

 

[Curtis542]

...because he didn't see it there.

So Lugia flies into a bar...

 

[pokemonlover717]

...and uses safeguard to protect that squirtle from before from being executed.
so palpitoad walks into the bar...

 

[Fernbutter]

... and gets mistaken as a stool!

Then Zygarde shows up and...

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

And goes and kicks Yveltal and Xerneas' butts for creating havoc.

So Genesect comes into the bar...

 

[pokemonlover717]

...And ate all of the food.
So landorus floats into the bar...

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

And starts causing havoc.
So Shaymin comes into the bar...

 

[Fernbutter]

... and makes flowers start growing out of everyone's drinks.

Then a Rapidash shows up and...

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

Burns the Shaymin's flower paradise.

So an Arcanine follows the large crowd of Pokemon that are all at the bar already...

 

[Dragalge]

...and orders a Protein.

So a Dragonite walks into a bar...