So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

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and is kicked out because they dont want no more electrocuted pokemon lik squirtle

so a onix digs into the bar

 

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and takes up all the space because hes so big

A wild Primeape walks into a bar.

 

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and kicks onix out because he looked at him straight in the eye

so an arcanine walks into the bar

 

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and proceeds to burn giratina's love shaymin to a nice burnt crisp

so a Lapras swims into the bar

 

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and everyone is confused because lapras dont simply swim on land

so a snorlax walk into the bar like a boss

 

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And sits on EVERYTHING.

So a beedrill buzzes into a bar...

 

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And sits on EVERYTHING.

So a beedrill buzzes into a bar...

But its to busy to do anything

So a Staraptor flies into the bar

 

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It takes the barkeeper away.

So a Tyranitar walks into the bar...

 

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and eats everyone and burps really loud!

so a charizard walks into a bar....

 

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And burns the bar, the people, and their precious hope all to the ground.

So, a Munchlax waddles into a newly-built bar.

 

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and eats all the new food

so a minccino walks into th bar

 

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And gives everyone a bath

So a Ditto transforms into a bar that a zoroark walks in

 

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and it transforms into the bar

so a skuntank walks into the bar

 

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and stinks up the bar causing

gloom to walk in the bar making everything smell nicer

so a charizard walks into the bar

 

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and Burns this bar like it was nothing

so a whismur walks into a new bar

 

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and cries because it doesnt like tha new bar

soa cubone walks into the bar

 

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And all the other pokemon leave cause Cubone is forever alone.

A Ponyta walks into a bar....

 

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and cubone is no longer forever alone

so kanghaskan walks into the bar

 

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And leaves with Ponyta, making cubone forever alone once more.
So an Entei walks into a bar.

 

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And puts cubone out of its misery

so a Raikou walks into a bar