So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

[Necrum]

..."Hey look a shiny Entei. And Raikou. And Suicune"
So a Hydreigon floats into a bar...

 

[Murkrow]

And incinerate Zoroark with a blaze of unholy flame for trying to be funny with its transformations. It takes over as the bartender.

So a Shedinja phases into the bar...

 

[何贤豪]

And leaves because suddenly, everyone was like staring at its back's crack and then they all faint (more like die?).

So...an Arceus walks into a bar...and...

 

[Rothometapratis]

...leaves right away.
So a Bouffalant walks into the bar...

 

[PokemonGiratinaX]

and attack every Pokemon who don't wear afro.
A Victini walks into a bar...

 

[何贤豪]

And V-Creates the bar due to it having a similar shape to the Pillars of Protection found in Eindoak.

So...a Zekrom walks into a bar...and...

 

[Necrum]

everything short circuits!
So a Bidoof strolls into a bar...

 

[何贤豪]

And gets mocked for its aesthetics.

So...a Rattata walks into a bar...and...

 

[Necrum]

was praised for being umong the highest percenage of Rattata.
So a Tyranitar squeezes into a bar...

 

[pikakitten]

And eats the glass along with the "berry juice"

So a zubat flies into a bar.

 

[Necrum]

You got away safely!
So a Chandelure walks into a bar...

 

[Murkrow]

and stops everyone from escaping the bar with shadow tag! the bartender smiles.

smeargle strolls into the bar...

 

[The Grubby Pup]

and walks up to a random woman, asking her for her measurements and gets slaps. But then tries to explain that he just wants her measurements, cuz he wants to sketch a fullsize portrait of her...and get slapped in the face once again.

A diglett suddenly pops in the bar

 

[何贤豪]

And got himself out of the ground. It's actually REALLY tall!

So...a Kyogre somehow gets into a bar...and...

 

[Necrum]

What's a sand bar doing here!? Oh noes!!! Beached Kyogre!

So a Deoxys crash lands in a bar...

 

[何贤豪]

And asks for a meteorite shake and changes form.

So...a Cleffa walks into a bar...and...

 

[Rothometapratis]

...searches for Feebas in the tank connected to sea next to the choco-milk cava.
So a Poochyena steps in the bar, when...

 

[何贤豪]

a Mightyena comes as well...and it's angry!

So...a Zoroark walks into a bar...and...

 

[flyingknight]

It knocks out the bar owner and puts him in a closet and turns into him and runs the bar and gets rich.

So Everyone Unknown floats into a bar.....

 

[darkpokeball]

And then it turns every pokemon and the bartender in the bar into Unown's as well.

So, a Riolu walks into a bar filled with unown...