So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

[何贤豪]

And everyone runs, 'cause he came as a shadow, so nobody saw him...And he says..."Hey, do you have any coffee here?" They ran, 'cause...well, "Where did that come from?" xD

So...a Dialga walks into a bar...and...

 

[Blazeferno21]

And he uses Roar of Time to make an Aggron time-travel, and then Aggron brings back some prehistoric berries to use in Dialga's drink.

So a Garchomp walks into a bar....

 

[Correspondence]

...And asks for a Bloody Mary.

So a Blaziken walks into a bar...

 

[Blaze42]

And he gets into a giant arguements with Infernape, which results in a bar fight, which gets them both arrestested.

A Reuniclus floats on into the bar...

 

[Harvey_Create]

AND DECIDES TO SLEEP IN FRONT OF THE DOOR.

A BULBASUAR WALKS INTO A BAR...

 

[Blaze42]

And then he realizes he's not legally old enough to be in a bar and leaves.

So the legendary birds waltz on into a bar...

 

[Zayphora]

And have a fight over whose power is better.

So Milotic flies/glides/slides into a bar...

 

[Blaze42]

And all the guys in the bar hit on Milotic, but then Milotic reveals that he's male.

So Kecleon walks into a bar...

 

[BR8N03epsilon]

And it turns out there were nine invisible others.

So a Sharpedo swims/floats/whatevers into a bar...

 

[pikakitten]

No he didn't people/pokemon don't normally fill bars with water
So a Bisharp walks into a bar...

 

[PiemanFiddy]

...and says "Screw you guys, I'm too cool for this bar" and leaves.


So a Cranidos walks into a bar...

 

[pikakitten]

But gets drunk, passes out and becomes a fossil after being passed out a million years later.

So a Garbardor walks into a bar...

 

[BR8N03epsilon]

And everyone else leaves.

So a Tropius walks into a bar...

 

[pikakitten]

And people eat off his neck. I mean like they eat off of it not like they eat his neck off.

A phione swims into a bar...

 

[BR8N03epsilon]

...and finds Manaphy with another Ditto.

So an Igglybuff walks into a bar...

 

[BrainWave]

.....and bounced back into the nursery.

So an unown floats into a bar......

 

[pikakitten]

With his buddies and they spell out to the bartender "one margarita please"

So a Terrakion walks into a bar...

 

[BR8N03epsilon]

...and sees that Keldeo got in with a fake ID.

So a Shedinja floats into a bar...

 

[pikakitten]

But when he leaves and turns around everyone dies.

So an Arcanine elegantly strolls into a bar...

 

[BR8N03epsilon]

...and finds out that alcohol is flammable.

So Eevee walks into a bar...