So a Sandshrew walks into a bar...

[CF1994]

It soaked the whole bar due to it's Drizzle Ability. It was then banned and loathed immediately.

So a Dhelmise anchors itself into the bar...

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

And Kyogre uses hydro pump on it which sends it to the moon

Zebstrika walks into the bar

 

[CF1994]

Then the bar burns down because it generated electricity that conducted with all the water that was there.

A group of Timburr were then called to what remains of the bar...

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

And The Kyogre also Hyrdo Pumps the Timburr to the moon now the Former World-Famous Hero Kyogre is Now a World-Famous Villain

So the World-Famous Villian Kyogre walks into the destroyed bar

 

[CF1994]

Where it gets a massive Power Whip back into the ocean by a Ferrothorn.

So a Ferrothorn perches itself at the bar's ruins...

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

It cries because its beloved bar is gone but a little pansage steps in and makes it feel better

So A pansage sits next to the ferrothorn which is next to the ruins of the bar

 

[CF1994]

And they spent a few days growing berry trees by planting their seeds on moist ground. They grew plenty to help rebuild the bar.

An Aipom, however, wanders in during the rebuilding process...

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

And decides to help rebuild the bar by getting some wood

A machoke decided to see what's going on near the wrecked bar

 

[Seteth]

And also decides to help rebuild the bar .

So a Jirachi flies into the wrecked bar.

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

And Grants the pokemon's wish by rebuilding the Bar.

So Blaziken walks into the newly rebuilt bar.

 

[CF1994]

Where it trips from a Bulldoze created by the excessive earth stomping by many excited customers!

A Weezing floats into the bar...

 

[Merlin275]

And uses explosion which causes the newly made bar to turn into a pile of tiny shards of rubbish!

A furious yet sad Ferrothorn rushes into the bar...

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

And the Ferrothorn called for Jirachi

So the sleepy and tired Jirachi flies into the newly destroyed bar.

 

[Seteth]

And rebuilds it again and tells the Ferrothorn this is the last time its wishing us a new bar

So Stufful crawls into the newly newly rebuilt bar

 

[CF1994]

Where it falls asleep after a mere cup. It took several Pokémon staff to safely remove it, since they don't want the bar destroyed again if it flips.

So a Delcatty catwalks into the bar...

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

And gets immediately kicked out by Purugly

so the fat cat Purugly is hanging out in the bar.

 

[Seteth]

And kept stealing everyone's food so it got kicked out

A cheerful Pansage naruto runs into the bar.

 

[CF1994]

It gets intimidated out of the bar by a gang of T-posing Wingulls asserting their dominance of a special table!

So a Scrafty T-poses it's way into the bar....

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

And those T posing wingulls said "WE CAN BE THE ONLY ONES" before breaking one of the Scrafty's arms.

Magby cutely crawls into the bar.

 

[CF1994]

Where it gets soaked by the ruthless Wingulls, forcing it to flee.

So a Flaaffy was called into the bar...