So a Sandshrew walks into a bar...

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

And electrocutes those Wingulls so they wouldn't mess with the people in the bar

So the Wingulls Leader which is also a Wingull walks in and looks very angry

 

[Seteth]

And tried to destroy the bar but the previous World Famous Hero Kyogre saves the bar by Hyrdo Pumping the Wingull into the sea

So the former World Famous Villian now a World Famous Hero Kyogre makes a grand entrance at the bar

 

[CF1994]

The entire bar wasn't having any of it and certainly wanted to avoid any further destruction, so they politely asked Kyogre to leave, but provided it a few drinks as thanks for handling the T-posing Wingulls.

So a Pyukumuku crawled into the bar...

 

[saniachan]

...only to be chucked by a random Pyukumuku chucker (I'll leave whoever the chucker is up to your wildest imagination).

And then there's Milotic who made her way into the bar...

 

[FeraligatrMaster]

...and discovered that the Pyukumuku chucker was a Poliwrath!

So a Swampert walks into the bar...

 

[CF1994]

It provoked a Sudowoodo, and it smacked the visiting Swampert with a Wood Hammer right before fleeing the bar in a panic.

Detective Pikachu walked into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And arrests a Combee.

A Dunsparce crashes into the bar using Headbutt...

 

[saniachan]

...only to be afflicted with amnesia (as in losing memories) for whatever reasons.

And then there's a Timburr who comes to repair the crashed part of the bar.

 

[RattataDude]

But the Timburr failed, as a Komala grabbed onto the log.
a Gurdurr walks in the bar to help the Timburr,

 

[Meadow]

...but realizes it left its steel beam at home, coming all this way for nothing! :(

So then a Magikarp splashes its way into the bar...

 

[pkmin3033]

...and evolves. Uh-oh. Someone call the bouncers, or we're not going to have a bar left!

A Machamp comes crashing into the bar...

 

[FeraligatrMaster]

...and drinks 4 beers at once.

So a Corviknight flies into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And complains about the Pokemon comics, and threatens to ban them for some reason.

A Dunsparce flies into the bar...

 

[pkmin3033]

...this happened several years ago. Everyone forgot it existed. Poor Dunsparce ;-;

A Lumineon flops its way into the bar...

 

[Pok3pals]

And tries to flutter by.

A Farfetch'd walks into the bar...

 

[Sheep]

...and accidentally steps on his own leek, trips, and knocks all the drinks over.

An Alolan Raichu tailsurfs into the bar....

 

[pkmin3033]

...and its electricity gets the jukebox in the corner stuck on this. Quite a few people leave.

A Dugtrio burrows its way up into the bar...

 

[Pok3pals]

and had to pay an extra bill for damages.

An Alolan Ninetales saunters into the bar....

 

[pkmin3033]

...many curses and frozen bodies were made that day, as everyone reached out to try and grab it.

A Kricketune struts into the bar...

 

[Pok3pals]

and gets kicked out for causing a ruckus.

A Hatterene walks in the bar.....