So an Alakazam conquers the World....

[HypnoStealsChildren]

...And he wishes for you to amuse him, How would you do so?

 

[Oryx]

Gonna knock this over to Voting Polls where it belongs. :3

 

[infersaime]

I would bring him a mr. mime to amuse him.

 

[Ho-Oh]

Throw a Gastly at him to try to lick him "playfully" to amuse it and then for it to make it faint and the world will be saved. :)

 

[Yoshikkko]

Well, gonna be unoriginal and say Haunter, because we see him in the anime making Kadabra and Sabrina laugh, and because he has the perfect sort of nature for that (the whole Gengar line really).

 

[Jobrjo]

Battle him. And win while I'm at it.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

I'll hire a stripper dressed as a clown to entertain him for the following week.

Reenact Jersey Shore for him with the kidnapped children of billionaires until my overlord's brain cells go into a self destructive overdrive.