~Soda Machine~

[lloebet]

The original game was not created by me. It was fun when I played it and now i introduce it you guys.
Rules first:
1. No spamming.
2. Be nice to others.
3. Have fun!
How-to-Play:
The first person says what the above poster get from inserting the item they inserted into the soda Machine, and then insert a item into the soda Machine.
The second person does the same thing and so on and so forth.
Example:
Romeo010: I insert a quarter into the soda Machine.
Person 1: You get your neighbor. I insert a dead rat into the soda Machine.
Person 2: You get 2013. I insert time.
Get it?
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START !
I start first.
I insert my cat into the soda Machine.

 

[Captain Gizmo]

You get a dog.

I insert Santa Claus into the soda machine.

 

[lloebet]

You get a gift box.

I insert Ash into the soda machine.

 

[Captain Gizmo]

You get 50 series of Ash being a noob.

I insert Kirby into the soda machine.

 

[Tsutarja]

You get a living vacuum cleaner.

I insert a Poké ball into the soda machine.

 

[lloebet]

You get a magikarp

I insert trolls into the vending machine

 

[Patrick]

You get the internet.

I insert, I dunno, a dead rat into the vending machine.

 

[Captain Gizmo]

You get the internet.

I insert, I dunno, a dead rat into the vending machine.

hahaha I loved that xD


You get master Splinter

I insert a plumber into the vending machine.

 

[Patrick]

You get Mario, but the one from the live action movie.

I insert a US dollar coin into the machine. It gets refunded.

 

[Captain Gizmo]

You get 40 soda cans, because you live in the US.

I insert my dog's poop into the soda machine.

 

[Patrick]

You get a clone of your dog

I insert one of the 40 soda cans back into the vending machine

 

[lloebet]

You get the quarter.

I insert a **** into the vending machine.

 

[Captain Gizmo]

You get *********************

I insert him -> ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ in the vending machine

 

[Gerokunz]

You get three him -> ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘.

I insert a cute Emolga into the vending machine.

 

[Sableye~]

(Oh, I seen this on another forum. It was pretty darn popular there.)

You get a hideous Emolga.

I insert my corn snake into the machine.

 

[lloebet]

You get a uniCORN

I insert dubstep into the vending machine.

 

[Captain Gizmo]

You get dial-up internet.

I insert PewdiePie into the soda machine.

 

[Patrick]

You just get a pie.

I insert chocolate cake into the vending machine.

 

[TaichiWind]

Out comes POTaDOS.
What a shocker.

In goes a dollar. (It's a front-doorin' soda machie!)

 

[Patrick]

The IRS takes their share and you get 10 cents in change.

I insert a lawyer into the vending machine.