~Soda Machine~

[Captain Gizmo]

You get a lawsuit filed against you.

I insert a quarter into the vending machine.

 

[SummerSkies]

You get a quarter of a quarter.

I insert a vending machine into the vending machine.

 

[Captain Gizmo]

You get a broken soda machine.

I insert a soda in the soda machine.

 

[lloebet]

You get fruit juice.

I insert a rainbow into the soda machine.

 

[Captain Gizmo]

You get skittles.

I insert a leprechaun into the soda machine.

 

[SummerSkies]

You get a bunch of leprechauns with rainbow barf.

I insert Rainbow Dash into the soda machine.

 

[TaichiWind]

You get Pinkie Pie.

I insert a Machamp.

 

[Patrick]

You get Machamp's jock strap or briefs or whatever the heck that is.

I insert Walt Disney's head into the machine.

 

[Captain Gizmo]

You get Mickey Mouse

I insert Dracula into the vending machine.

 

[Seth Rollins]

You get a tin. It's called "Bloodsi.", now feel free to drink blood.

I insert the Earth badge into the soda machine.

 

[Captain Gizmo]

You get Giovanni invading the Gen VI's region.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

I insert Doctor Strange into the vending machine.

 

[Seth Rollins]

You get a bomb made by doctor strange. *BOOM!*

I insert Giovanni into the soda machine.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You get... OMGWTFHAX???

I insert a bandage into the machine...

 

[Captain Gizmo]

You get a medic.

I insert Mr.Freeze into the vending machine.

 

[Seth Rollins]

You get a frozen Batman.

I insert my PKMN Y in the soda machine...

 

[Captain Gizmo]

You get a non existing game yet.

I insert my Pink DS into the soda machine.

 

[The Noob Hacker]

You get smashed bits of various materials, a few gears, and a length of wire.

I insert a collection of commemorative stamps into the soda machine.

 

[Ω Ruby and α Sapphire]

You get free oxygen!

I insert a Top Hat into the vending machine.

 

[Seth Rollins]

You get Professor Layton.

I insert Phoenix Wright into the soda machine.

 

[Mark Kamill]

Out comes a lawyer's badge.
Inserts a bow tie.