Spongebob Quotes!

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    Try to come up with the best quote from Spongebob

    "Puff out your chest! Now say,'Tax eximtion!' Now you must aquire a taste for free-form jazz!"
    Patrick Star
     
    Patrick: "Is horse raddish an instrument?"
    Squidward: "No."
    *Patrick raises hand.*
    Squidward: "Mayonaise is not an instrument either."
    *Patrick lowers hand."

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    I DEFY YOU HEART MAN!

    Haven't watched the show in ages. But that line comes up from time to time between my brother and I.
     
    flying dutchman "ya get 3 wishes"
    patrick"i wish we woulda known that earlier!"
    *time moves back 1 minute*
    spongebob"i wish squidward was here for this"
    *squidward appears*
     
    I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly. - Mr. Krabs
     
    Patrick - I wumbo. You wumbo. He, she, me wumbo. Wumbo, wumboing...
    Squidward - I wonder if a fall form this height would be enough to kill me?
    Patrick - ...Wumbology; the study of wumbo. It's first grade Spongebob.
    Spongebob - Patrick, I'm sorry I doubted you.
     
    Hold on, before we go any further, let me point an error:

    "Puff out your chest! Now say,'Tax eximtion!' Now you must aquire a taste for free-form jazz!"
    -Patrick Star
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    For future reference, it's spelled "Tax Exemption".

    Alright, here I go:

    "Goodbye everybody, I'll remember you in therapy!"

    -Plankton

    "AAAAAAUUUGH!!"

    *stops to take sip of soda*

    "AAAAAAUUUGH!!"

    -Plankton

    -Both from the episode "Tha Algae's always Greener"


    *Spongebob* "Patrick, you have to do something to win an award."

    *Patrick Thinks*

    *Patrick* "I wanna defeat the giant monkeyman and save the 9th demension!"

    *SpongeBob*"Me Too! But I think we should try a little smaller."

    *Patrick* "Uhh, I wanna save the little monkeyman and save the 8th dimension?"

    LATER

    *SpongeBob showing Patrick how to open a jar* "Just do... exactly as I do... exactly as I do..."

    *Patrick eyes SpongeBob nervously*

    *Patrick manages to open the lid with a satisfying pop*

    *Patrick* "OH NO! I broke it!"

    -Both from the episode "Big Pink Loser"
     
    "The money is always right!"- Mr.Krabs.

    ... That's the only one I could think of. xD
     
    "why would you eat snail po?"
    ---Diner Chef Adny :)----
     
    Here's my favorite one from September 2002.

    Spongebob: GASP! Big Fat Meanie. Patrick, you can't do that. She's the teacher.

    Mrs. Puff: What about the teacher?

    Spongebob: Ahhh!

    Mrs. Puff: What! I! As If I Ever Look Like This!
     
    One of my favorites is in the episode where Spongebob thinks everyone is running away from him because he is ugly, but it is actually because he has terrible breath. To make him feel better Patrick tells him this story...

    Patrick: I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.

    It still makes me laugh when I hear it. xD
     
    Ayselipera said:
    One of my favorites is in the episode where Spongebob thinks everyone is running away from him because he is ugly, but it is actually because he has terrible breath. To make him feel better Patrick tells him this story...

    Patrick: I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.

    It still makes me laugh when I hear it. xD
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    thats my favorite spongebob quote! and i didn't remember it!
    the bubble blowing technique. i can't remember all of it
     
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