Spongebob Quotes!

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Try to come up with the best quote from Spongebob

"Puff out your chest! Now say,'Tax eximtion!' Now you must aquire a taste for free-form jazz!"
Patrick Star

 

[.Gamer]

Patrick: "Is horse raddish an instrument?"
Squidward: "No."
*Patrick raises hand.*
Squidward: "Mayonaise is not an instrument either."
*Patrick lowers hand."

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Happy Leaf Erikson Day! Hinga dinga durgin
Spongebob

 

[TRIFORCE89]

I DEFY YOU HEART MAN!

Haven't watched the show in ages. But that line comes up from time to time between my brother and I.

 

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flying dutchman "ya get 3 wishes"
patrick"i wish we woulda known that earlier!"
*time moves back 1 minute*
spongebob"i wish squidward was here for this"
*squidward appears*

 

[Doogle3097]

Gary: Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.
Sandy: *sighs* Ahh, he has such a way with words.

 

[DarcyBangBang]

I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly. - Mr. Krabs

 

[リュザキ]

Patrick - I wumbo. You wumbo. He, she, me wumbo. Wumbo, wumboing...
Squidward - I wonder if a fall form this height would be enough to kill me?
Patrick - ...Wumbology; the study of wumbo. It's first grade Spongebob.
Spongebob - Patrick, I'm sorry I doubted you.

 

[A Pixy]

Patrick- Okay, now what's pink and square at the same time?
Spongebob- I dunno.
Patrick- PATRICK SQUAREPANTS! :D
Spongebob- Pat, don't do that.

-Boating School

But who could forget:

 

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And the walls will ooze green slime!
spongebob

 

[ChrisTom]

Hold on, before we go any further, let me point an error:

"Puff out your chest! Now say,'Tax eximtion!' Now you must aquire a taste for free-form jazz!"
-Patrick Star

For future reference, it's spelled "Tax Exemption".

Alright, here I go:

"Goodbye everybody, I'll remember you in therapy!"

-Plankton

"AAAAAAUUUGH!!"

*stops to take sip of soda*

"AAAAAAUUUGH!!"

-Plankton

-Both from the episode "Tha Algae's always Greener"


*Spongebob* "Patrick, you have to do something to win an award."

*Patrick Thinks*

*Patrick* "I wanna defeat the giant monkeyman and save the 9th demension!"

*SpongeBob*"Me Too! But I think we should try a little smaller."

*Patrick* "Uhh, I wanna save the little monkeyman and save the 8th dimension?"

LATER

*SpongeBob showing Patrick how to open a jar* "Just do... exactly as I do... exactly as I do..."

*Patrick eyes SpongeBob nervously*

*Patrick manages to open the lid with a satisfying pop*

*Patrick* "OH NO! I broke it!"

-Both from the episode "Big Pink Loser"

 

[PuNkSter]

Patrick: "Property of Squidward Tentpoles."
Squidward: That's Tennisballs. Err, TENTACLES!

 

[mondays suck]

No ugly barnacle yet?


"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone DIED. The End!"
- Patrick

I love all the YTPs that were made from it.

 

[Hybrid Theory]

"The money is always right!"- Mr.Krabs.

... That's the only one I could think of. xD

 

[Lord Varion]

"why would you eat snail po?"
---Diner Chef Adny :)----

 

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whoever owns the white sudan, u left ur lights on

patrick

 

[dannichols]

Here's my favorite one from September 2002.

Spongebob: GASP! Big Fat Meanie. Patrick, you can't do that. She's the teacher.

Mrs. Puff: What about the teacher?

Spongebob: Ahhh!

Mrs. Puff: What! I! As If I Ever Look Like This!

 

[Ayselipera]

One of my favorites is in the episode where Spongebob thinks everyone is running away from him because he is ugly, but it is actually because he has terrible breath. To make him feel better Patrick tells him this story...

Patrick: I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.

It still makes me laugh when I hear it. xD

 

[whodathunk]

One of my favorites is in the episode where Spongebob thinks everyone is running away from him because he is ugly, but it is actually because he has terrible breath. To make him feel better Patrick tells him this story...

Patrick: I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.

It still makes me laugh when I hear it. xD

thats my favorite spongebob quote! and i didn't remember it!
the bubble blowing technique. i can't remember all of it

 

[DXrobots]

You like Krabby Patties don't you Squidward?