Spongebob Quotes!

[blaze_the_cat]

From the movie:

"Hey mister, DOES THAT HAT HOLD TEN GALLONS!"

(Epic laughter)

"Hello, i like money!"

 

[nkedwards90]

Patrick : You said Squidward twice.
Spongebob : I like Squidward.
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Patrick : Allow me to carefully remove the bandages.
*Patrick then continues to remove the bandages with egg beaters and sand paper*

 

[dannichols]

Here's another one.


Squidward Announcing: And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you all been waiting for, we saved the best for last. Put your hands together for The Incomparable Squidward.

(Squidward does some interesting, yet somehow, lousy dance routines.)

Fish: WHAT THE?!

(Squidward wiggles as the audience grabbed tomatoes and threw them at Squidward. Also Booing at him)

Mr. Krabs: I'm loosing money on this deal.

Fish: It's worth every penny.

Squidward: You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent!

Crowd: No talent! No talent! No talent!

 

[Eternal Nightmare]

*knock knock*

-Pearl opens door-

Female Sponge: Hello, I'm here for the slumber party.

Pearl: Do I know you?

Female Sponge: Um yes I'm um -thinks-...Girly Teen Girl

Pearl: Uh huh

Girly Teen Girl: And I just moved here from um Farawayville

Pearl: I know that's you SpongebobSquarepants!!!

Girly Teen Girl: -looks nervously- I don't know what you're talking about

-Pearl picks her up by the hair-

Pearl: You were sent here to spy on me by my dad...get em girls

Girly Teen Girl: -screams-

-fades out to Girly Teen Girl running away getting tomatoes throw at her-

Girly Teen Girl: -crying- I'm so moving back to Farawayville.

-Spongebob and Mr. Krabs pulls up in a boat-

Mr. Krabs: Geez who the heck was that?

Spongebob: I don't know but she was UGULEE. Now to put on those disguise I was talking about.

 

[Callandor]

*Patrick* "I know alot about head injuries, belieeeve......
*Spongebob snaps*
*Patrick* "Me."

*Patrick* Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.
*starts drooling*

 

[HugSomebody]

"Hang on buddy, the chopper's on its way!"

Spongebob: "I just thought of something funnier than twenty-four."
Patrick: *giggles* "What?"
Spongebob: "Twenty-five."

 

[Pixles]

Spongebob: Bye Squidward! Bye Mr. Krabs! Bye Squidward!
Patrick: You said "Bye Squidward" twice.
Spongebob: I really like Squidward.

Hehe this was the one where they were going to sell Krabby Patties in a moving vehical. XD

 

[Reina]

"Bye Squidward! Bye Mr. Krabs! By Squidward!"
"You said bye Squidward twice..."
"I liiike Squidward. ; )"

xD

 

[Tater Tot]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

That's all I got.

 

[Illustration]

Patrick knocks on a resident's door.
The resident opens the door.

Resident: Hello?

Patrick: I love you.

The resident then closes the door.

 

[Trap-Eds]

Karen: Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.

Mr. Krabs: What the devilfish is going on here? Time is money! And if you boys is wasting time, then you're wasting money! And that's just sick.
SpongeBob: But we were performing a ritual to attract customers. And the only way the ritual can work is for us to get hurt. Real bad.
Mr. Krabs: What stupid barnacle told you that?
[Squidward smiles sheepishly and hides his face behind the magazine he's reading]

Aaand of course there's far more than that...
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Spongebob_Squarepants

Have fun. x3

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[poopnoodle]

oh god i love this

THE MASH SINGING

THE BASH FLINGING

THE HASH SLINGIING SLARASHER??@@2!!!?@