Spontaneous Acts of Randomness! (Revived!)

[Amy-chan]

*leaves note*

Dear fellow idiots,
I have gone to find my Tigger family. Take care of Nelly.

Ruler of the galaxy,
Pika-mew

P.S. Bob, that was only a spontaneous joke. ;_;

*runs off to find the Super Happy Tree*

 

[Karasuma]

*leaves note*

Dear fellow idiots,
I have gone to find my Tigger family. Take care of Nelly.

Ruler of the galaxy,
Pika-mew

P.S. Bob, that was only a spontaneous joke. O.o;

*runs off to find the Super Happy Tree*

If you see winnie the Poo tell him that he ows me honey =(

 

[Karasu]

Winnie: I like honey! *climbs up a 200 foot high tree, gets stung by 100,000 African Killer Bees, and recovers a half-pint of "hunny"*

 

[MAR Heaven]

I want a dog for the 4th of July YES I DO!

 

[Karasu]

Winny the Pooh: *goes back up and recovers a quarter of a jar of "hunny", gets stung by 100,000 African Killer Bees, falls off, and breaks his neck*

 

[Karasuma]

Tigger: Rohoohoo!
Poo: Stop it you lazy tigger
Eyore: someone called me?

 

[MAR Heaven]

Mon: Yesh me has too
Me: Yea go drink some kool-aid!

 

[Amy-chan]

Eyore: someone called me?

Piki: *hides phone behind back to shield it from Eeyore, whistling innocently*

 

[Karasuma]

Okay, see ya naruto, come back tomorrow.

Mr.T: Foo! I'm hungry for some honey.

 

[Karasu]

Eeyore: Brmph... *farts*
Mr. T: STOP IT YOU UGLY FOO *beats him to a bloody pulp and steals Pooh's "hunny"*
Pooh: Oh botha... *climbs back up, recovers a quarter of a jar of "hunny", gets stung by 100,000 African Killer Bees, falls off, and his neck snaps in two*

 

[MAR Heaven]

*jumps to car* SPIDER MAN IS WHO I AM *dances* WEE!

 

[Karasuma]

Pigglet: Oh.....d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d
Poo: Just say it!
Pigglet: Dear

 

[MAR Heaven]

Piglet: Tiger I have to tell you something..
Tigger: what?
Piglet: I LIKE POOH!
Tigger: AHHH YOU LITTLE PIG *hits piglet with chair*
Me: AHHH *shoots piglet*
Piglet: WEE!

 

[Karasu]

Porky Pig: H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-EY, S-S-SON! *slaps Pigglet*
Pigglet: D-D-D-D-DD-D-D-D-DAD!!!!!

 

[T3h BOB]

Kool-aid, Pooh and Furbies seem to be the epitome of all randomness
right now, so...
Pooh: Hunnyhunnyhunnyhunnyhunnyhunnyhunny..................................
*Climbs up a 200-f00t-tall tree, gets stung by 100,000 african killer...
...
...
...Furbies...
and manages to recover a half-pint of...
...
...
...KOOL-AID?! WHO WRITES THIS STUFF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

 

[MAR Heaven]

I WRITE IT! Its all my Idea and Its under the copyright law 516515161 yes it is!

 

[Karasuma]

Henry the rooster: I say don't, I say don't , i say don't i know ya sonny boy?
Hawk: I'm a chiken hawk!
Porky: Thats all f-f-f-folks!

 

[MAR Heaven]

Bugs: WERE IN THIS TOGETHER!
Nomi: OK GUYS YOU READY? THIS IS OUR LAST FIGHT!
Nowse: PIGS WILL FLY!

 

[Karasu]

Angry Furby: RAARRARARARARARRARAAASHASHASHAAAAAAAaaaarrr... *tears a street light in two and eats 20 furbies*
Porky Pig: S-S-S-S-S-S-SSSTOP EEEE-EEEETUNN T-THOSE U-UG-UG-UGLY F-F-F-FURBIES! *spanks the angry furby*
Angry Furby: O.O *cries* WAAAAAAAAAAAAA...>.> *tears Porky in two and eats him*

 

[T3h BOB]

THE OSAGOPHRGOVORHOHOTHRJREOT-MAN COMETH!!!!!!!!!!
=p *eats cheese*
So if yuh sit on yuh butt an' yuh sing a big song...