Spontaneous Acts of Randomness! (Revived!)

[MAR Heaven]

Well your Uzumaki is here! For Only $29.95 you can own me! Naruto Uzumaki!

 

[Karasu]

*a popup with flashing lights appears*
Popup: CLICK HERE FOR A FREE* JUMBO JET! YOURS FREE*!!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY FREE*! <3

 

[Amy-chan]

But BB, that's so expensive. D: *haggles* Make it $99999 and it's a deal.

 

[MAR Heaven]

Well since I love you like a sister of course It can be only $99999! so cash or check!

 

[Amy-chan]

Um....uh....er......

Credit. O_O;

 

[Karasu]

Popup: But instead of buying an Uzumaki, YOU CAN BUY A JUMBO JET FREE*!!!!!! NO GIMMICKS*!!!!

 

[MAR Heaven]

Sorry but no Ill take my buissiness elsewhere *walks away*
Me: hey guys! *who was that guy dressed up as me? *shoots him*

 

[Amy-chan]

It was...it was....

Timmy Turner? O.O;

 

[MAR Heaven]

No it was the cat in the hat he scares me so he pretends to.... *gets distracted*
PEANUT BUTTER!

 

[Karasuma]

Timmy Turdner: I'm a turd!
Sponge: Word!

So lol that sponge can get.

 

[MAR Heaven]

I like to party with my beats but no crusing with the streets and other things...

Mon: ha no shee
Me: ok
Mon: He ho hee
Me: yea...

 

[Karasu]

Fairly Retarded Parents: Duhr... Wanna do a wish, Timmy? *twitch* O.^ DuhWish!drrr...
Timmy Turdner: YA MAKE ME SOME FURBY TURDS PLZ LOLZ
Fairly Retarded Parents: OKAYZ!rrr *create gloves*

 

[Amy-chan]

*jams to teh margarine* Bad pun. @.@

 

[Karasuma]

Jacko: So Amy, would you like to go out? Me and the furbies have decided to call it quits.
Firbies: *poops*

 

[Amy-chan]

I'm sorry, but you've cheated on me so many times I don't really trust you anymore.... *looks doubtfully at Jack* Are you plotting the Krusty Krab's downfall?

 

[MAR Heaven]

Furby: I like you barbie!
Barbie: IM A BARBIE GIRL!
Furby: I KNOW I KNOW
Barbie: I WANNA EAT YOUR HEAD
Furby: ME TOO!

 

[Karasuma]

Jack: Amy..I don't know what to say...I..I
Furbie: *burps*
Rock: Thats it, that furbies dead!

 

[DarkThunder]

Oops...
Karusa? I think I made furby angry:O!

 

[Karasu]

The Firbyz are here... *Furbies with pines instead of fur come* *takes out a blaster rifle and shoots them, the shots all bounce off* NYUUU! *sends the angry furby off to sabotage them*

 

[Amy-chan]

I don't know what to say either...except...except that Princess Lea is really stuck-up.... *watches sassy alien princess with cinnamon buns for hair floating around*