Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

[Amy-chan]

Pika-mew: *takes Microwave's hand/flipper while still floating on her broom* Yes, I do.

 

[Rai]

Giant M&M: You are now husband and wife! You may kiss teh bride!

Rai: *crying* How beautiful.

 

[Amy-chan]

Microwave:.......*silence for about ten minutes*........*reluctantly kisses*

Pika-mew: *blinks* I can't believe nothing random has happened to mess this up yet! Maybe we will live a somewhat normal life after all!

*Saphira swoops down from the sky, throwing down flaming flowers*

 

[Rai]

Now for your Honey Moon! Have a good time in Antartica! You love birds!

 

[Amy-chan]

Pika-mew: Come, my love! *Microwave gets onto the Firebolt and they ride off into the sunset towards Antarctica, dodging flaming flowers as they go*

Giant M&M: *sighs* Don't you love happy endings?

*the end of the broom catches on fire in the background*

 

[Rai]

*crying* Such a happy ending! So beatiful! I can't help, but cry!

 

[Amy-chan]

Meanwhile....

Pika-mew: *pulls out wand* AGUAMENTI!!!! *Pika-mew shoots water out of her wand to try to cool the flames as Microwave pours potion and chicken noodle soup on them*

Back at the scene of the wedding....

Giant M&M: Yes, so happy! *cries too*

 

[Rai]

At wedding: *everyone is crying and soon there will be a flood*

 

[Amy-chan]

*everyone's tears fly over to the broom, first Pokemon movie-style, and douse the flames*

Pika-mew: We're saved!

*Saphira flies through and eats the broom whole*

 

[Rai]

*Gaspies* Our favorite couple is plunging into the sea! What do we do?!?!

 

[Amy-chan]

*as if on cue, Saphira spits out the broom with Microwave and Pika-mew on it, only to have it land in a shark-infested sea*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

*as if on cue Digital Mage posts for no reason*

 

[Karasu]

n00b: *is still sitting there watching Toto hemmerage*
n00b: sop, ur skarin me
Toto: *gurgle* *blink*
n00b:UR ALYV! AHHHH MOMY *runs into the wall of the cliff*
Toto: I AM ZE GHOST OF TOTO! BARK BARK! HA HA HA! BARK!
n00b: HOW DOO I GET OWT UV HEER? MOMY!!! *digs a hole and gets attacked by berserk prairie dogs*

 

[Dogboy2709]

*Bloo appears*
Me: Hey your bloo from fosters home for imangnary friends!
BLOO: WHO TOLD YOU? RIPOFF ARTIST *kicks me in the shin*
Me: oww! *jumps off a cliff*

 

[Karasu]

n00b: *is bloody* NOW I GOTS TAH RED STUF
Toto: *comes in the hole* BARKERZERNERS!
n00b: O NO NOW TEH DAWG IZ IN TAH HOLL WUT DO I DO NOW
Toto: BARK! *hemmerages all over him*
n00b: O NO NOW I GOTS MOR UV TEH RED STUF *digs deeper*
Toto: Muhahahaha. *throws dynamite into the hole*
n00b: ooo red stik thing wit smok kumin oute
Toto: 5...4...3...2...
n00b: *is hugging the dynamite* u can be mai nu frend...*explodes*

 

[Dogboy2709]

maybe this will get them to calm down!
SPARKACHU use thudershock on that n00b!
Sparkachu: PI-KA-CHU!!!
the n00b is parylized. it may be unable to move!

 

[Karasu]

*the exploded n00b's corpse is getting electricuted*

 

[Dogboy2709]

*rewinds time* wow i had no clue i could do this *rewinds time* now talk about something a while ago as if it just happend! *jumps of a cliff* *jumps off a cliff again!*

 

[Amy-chan]

Meanwhile, in the shark-infested sea....

Pika-mew: Yay! ^^ We're gonna die!

Microwave: ......... *raises an eyebrow*

Pika-mew: I wuv you!!! ^^ *glomps*

Microwave: *taken aback* What the....? ......Aww, I love you too. Now would you please get off me?

Pika-mew: ....no.

 

[Dogboy2709]

oh no! X.A.N.A. has taken over the sharks!

Quick to the scanner room!
Transfer, ulrich!
Transfer, odd!
Transfer, Aelitea!
Transfer, Dogboy2709
Transfer, Yumi!
Scanner, Ulrich!
Scanner, Odd!
Scanner, Aelitea,
Scanner, Dogboy2709!
Scanner, Yumi!
VITUALIZATION!