Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

*is treading water, and puffins nesting on the cliff above are crapping down on me* Ohhh god. Puffin crap. *dives underwater and gets attacked by a rabid beluga*
 
Rai said:
*gasp* What Ronald McDonald is the new king?! Nooooooo! He will make us eat hamburgers for the rest of eternity! *is a vegetarian*
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I am too. O.o Oh, and sorry for making about a zillion copies of the same post by mistake. Stupid comp....

Shadow Scizor said:
*is treading water, and puffins nesting on the cliff above are crapping down on me* Ohhh god. Puffin crap. *dives underwater and gets attacked by a rabid beluga*
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Yay, more rabid cetaceans! ^^ *gets attacked by a rabid dolphin from a Simpsons episode*
 
Pshht... shhh... Pika-Mew, Why did you have to say the C word? *gets attacked by narwhals, belugas, orcas, dolphins, and harbor porpoises*
 
Yummy, turkey! ^^ *starts eating thanksgiving turkey early, oblivious to the fact that Shadow Scizor is being attacked by rabid cetaceans in the background*
 
Shadow Scizor said:
*gasp* YOU SAID IT AGAIN, PIKA-MEW! *gets swallowed by a bowhead whale*
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What? Cetaceans? :badsmile:

Rai said:
*gaspies* That turkey was......my soul mate......YOU ATE MY SOUL MATE!!!!! *runs off crying*
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No, Rai.... I AM your sushi! *lightning flashes*
 
Rai said:
You are?! I have been searching this whole time...to find out your'e my sushi How Ironic!!!
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Yeah... And yet, I never would have suspected it was me. O.o

Shadow Scizor said:
Dun say that word! *I get crapped out and attacked by a Right Whale and it's porpoise friends*
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Sorry... don't know what came over me. *whistles like a porpoise and calls all the cetaceans off* They're really quite sweet if you get to know them... A great white shark? How'd you get here? O.o
 
*sinks* Oh nyuuu, a shark! And a retard by the name of X.A.N.A! *chokes X.A.N.A. (whatever it is) to death and gets attacked by the Great
 
*watches great white shark streak past* .....where'd Microwave go? O.o *stares wildly around*
 
Nrugnahgrugrugishizzle. *sinks and gets attacked by an oarfish* I know how to kill this thing. *farts, makes giant warm bubbles, and they go into the fishes gills and kill him*
 
Rai said:
Speaking of Microwave......how was your honey moon?
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Well, lessee.... We were set on fire, eaten and spat out again by a dragon, thrown into the middle of a shark-infested sea, and now have lost each other completely.... It's been great! :)
 
*floats up and goes into an ice cave* Ooo, cold. *licks the ice and my tongue gets stuck* No worry. *farts and it melts the entire cave* Oh nyuuu... *is trapped in a mass of freezing water and fart bubbles*
 
Rai said:
Yay! I'm so happy for you two! Oh no....the tears are coming....
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Don't cry! It's fun to be happy, remember? =D

Shadow Scizor said:
*floats up and goes into an ice cave* Ooo, cold. *licks the ice and my tongue gets stuck* No worry. *farts and it melts the entire cave* Oh nyuuu... *is trapped in a mass of freezing water and fart bubbles*
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Don't worry, I'll save you! I'll make up for all those times I set raptors, mutts, and cetaceans on you! *accidentally crashes into mountain where ice cave is and forms a large fissure slowly running along the side of the mountain*
 
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