Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

[Karasu]

You said the words, Pika-Mew.... but they won't come near, the fart bubbles will propel them... Wait... wha? *the fissure is spreading under the water, and it formed a trench* Oh nyuuu. *evil hydrothermal vents shoot out sea teletubbies* NYUUU! *tries to float up and gets hit by a drunk polar bear holding a coke bottle*

 

[Amy-chan]

Aww, I have to go. :( *leaves Shadow Scizor struggling with sea teletubbies, a drunk polar bear, and a trench*

 

[Karasu]

Oh nyuuu... Now I have no help. *the sea teletubbies capture me and take me to their pen inside the trench* NYUUUU!!! *looks at the smelly pink pen* NYUUUU!!!! *says that 8 more times until they stick a cork in my mouth*

 

[EvilDunsparce]

sea teletubbies

*butts into randomness, bringing the viewers more randomness* .....According to national geographic, teletubbies are now found in many forms, including.......lava teletubbies, ice teletubbies, hydrophobia teletubbies, highly explosive teletubbies, 1956 classic teletubbies, (brought to you by Ford motor company),electric-gas hybrid teletubbies,internet compatible teletubbies,"telertuubies" (Swedish variety),home improvement teletubbies...........to be continued.......(This quality post was presented by RCA phonographs and was narrated by Orson Wells)

 

[Karasu]

*is in the pink teletubbie play-pen at the bottom of the trench* Oh nyuuuu.... *farts and the trench begins to cave in* Oh god... How am I supposed to get out now? *farts the rocks away*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Do me a lemon. I can't run at this red hot full tilt maximum pace all the time!

 

[Dogboy2709]

yes i'm out of school 'till monday.
*jumps off clifs*

 

[Karasu]

*the drunk polar bear floats into the collapsing trench while I float out*
Me: Happy trails!
Bear: Uguguh... urnoflatz... *the trench collapses on him*
Me: Ha Ha... *floats to the mid ocean ridge* Ooo, ridgey...

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Dulce et decorum est.

Like OMG it's a giant polar bear just like the one in my dream.

 

[Dogboy2709]

lets just hope the polar bear is freindly. i wouldn't want to see what would happen if it wasn't

 

[Karasu]

He isn't friendly, but he's intoxicated, so he can't do anything. *he crashes his car into a water tower and causes it to leak* Ok, never mind. O.O *runs away*

 

[Dogboy2709]

oh no *uses Escape rope* PHEW! escaped just in time!

 

[Karasu]

*gasp* Oh nyuuu! *the rabid cetaceans are spilling out of the tower*

 

[Chiru]

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLEEEEEEEEE!

OMFG.

 

[Karasu]

WERBENJENHANSWER! *jumps off a cliff*

 

[Amy-chan]

NOT IF I GET TO THE TOP FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps after*

 

[MAR Heaven]

*Falls* oh gosh why did Donkey Kong take my shower head?

 

[pikachu2460]

yay randomness : P heres a pic for you XD

 

[Karasu]

Nyuuu! *gets attacked by a condor on the way down*

 

[Amy-chan]

*hugs both the condor and the Lugia and then turns them into Shadow Pokemon*