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*flies after you two* Weeeee, Walmart! They have toyland here! *goes there and sees a gingerbread man*
Gingerbread Man: WEEEE, WELCOME TO---*I step on him and break him into crumbs*
*is getting attacked by furbies on one of the toy aisles* GET OFF!!!!!
Furbies: HUG US! PLEH HIDE AND SEEK! purrrr...
Me: NYUUUUU! GET OFF!!! *dives into a basket full of stuffed animals* GET OFF!
Furbies: WEEE! TAKE US ON FUN RIDE THROUGH PLUSHIE BIN!
Me: NYUUUUU! *runs around the aisles with them attached*
You've angered the Barbies, their pink horses and their Easy Bakes! *hides in a corner while the barbies get shotguns and ride their horses to the battlefield, and while some Barbies cook dangerous crapcake bombs in the easy bakes*
Barbie Horse: *is engulfed in flames* OUR HAIR IS GETTING MESSED UP! NYUUUUU!!!!!! WHERE'S MY GIANT PINK BRUSH?!
Me: Oh, here's your brush! *drops a crowbar on it's head and crushes it into pieces*
Furbies: * attach to me again* HUG US! PLEH HIDE AND--- *I rip them off and throw them into the easy-bakes, burning them to a fine pink dust*