Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

Love your wolfy banner and avy, B.B.B.! ^.^ They RULEZ!!!!!!!! *flies away to Walmart*
 
HEY PIKA WAIT FOR ME!! *goes to walmart to find pika-mew* Where are you *goes to customer service*

*P.s. thanks for the compliments I like them to XD*
 
*flies after you two* Weeeee, Walmart! They have toyland here! *goes there and sees a gingerbread man*
Gingerbread Man: WEEEE, WELCOME TO---*I step on him and break him into crumbs*
 
*is getting attacked by furbies on one of the toy aisles* GET OFF!!!!!
Furbies: HUG US! PLEH HIDE AND SEEK! purrrr...
Me: NYUUUUU! GET OFF!!! *dives into a basket full of stuffed animals* GET OFF!
Furbies: WEEE! TAKE US ON FUN RIDE THROUGH PLUSHIE BIN!
Me: NYUUUUU! *runs around the aisles with them attached*
 
Oh nu!!! :surprised Well then, I guess it's time to 'play pretend', wawas.... :badsmile: *pulls out chainsaw*
 
You've angered the Barbies, their pink horses and their Easy Bakes! *hides in a corner while the barbies get shotguns and ride their horses to the battlefield, and while some Barbies cook dangerous crapcake bombs in the easy bakes*
 
EEK! *whimpers* We're at war with the dollies and animatronic toys!!! *launches grenades rapid-fire at ranks of Barbies and Furbies*
 
Me: *launches flaming arrows at them*
Barbie: YA'LL RECALL DEM SOLDARS! *screaming pink horses engulfed in flames dash past*
Easy Bake Barbies: *sing cheerful songs as the easy-bakes explode*
Furbies: PURRRRR!!!! HUG US! PLEH HIDE AND SEEK!!!
 
Barbie Horse: *is engulfed in flames* OUR HAIR IS GETTING MESSED UP! NYUUUUU!!!!!! WHERE'S MY GIANT PINK BRUSH?!
Me: Oh, here's your brush! *drops a crowbar on it's head and crushes it into pieces*
Furbies: * attach to me again* HUG US! PLEH HIDE AND--- *I rip them off and throw them into the easy-bakes, burning them to a fine pink dust*
 
*feeds dust to a three-headed dog plushie* DIE, STUPID DOLLS!!!!!!!!!!! *crams Barbies and horses into the Easy Bakes*
 
*hears large footsteps and sees the Bratz come* OH NO, THE BRATZ! THEIR GIANT FEET AND MASSIVE HEADS WILL BLIND US! *dives into a wall*
 
EEEG!!!! THE GIGANTIC EYES!!!!!!!! THEY BUUUURN!!!!!!! *hides in a coat rack, whimpering*
 
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