Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

MWHAHAHA! I REVIVED TEH THREAD!!! YOU CAN'T DUE ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!!! *Pulls sword out of Pinnapple.* ph33r my toothpick!!! *Dances the computer dance.*
 
t3h pwnage! I am on t3h m00d of doing something rand0m!!!! *goes to sleep*.
 
I've got a low IQ and I'm happy.
Me and you is like you and the monkey.
*considers himself a genius*
 
*points Deathstar laser at random person*
SURRENDER! YOU'VE BEEN PWNED!
 
*takes ball-shaped bannana out of closed, throws it*
Billy! I choose you!
*object hits wall and splatters, st00pid-looking kid emerges from object*
Billy! Tooth Grid Flare Mushroom!
*billy yells "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" as he prepares to cast it*
*Billy hurls fiery remote control at random nose-picking woman dressed in stray-jacket*
*woman is hit and starts singing One-Winged Angel*
*billy melts*
...
...
*planet explodes*
 
Look out! Charizard_Fire_God monster! Surskitty casts Blazemost! Charizard_Fire_God takes 115 damage pts! Charizard_Fire_God attacks! Misses! Surskitty is unharmed! Surskitty throws FireSlash! Charizard_Fire_God takes 59 damage pts! Surskitty knocks out the enemy! Surskitty receives 111,334,655,987,000,68Q,339 Exp. pts!

That's how battles go in Dragon Warrior Monsters!!!!!!!
 
*taked sticker off banana and puts it on forehead*
I am not the keeper of the all-powerful Dole sticker! I am now the most powerful being in the universe! Bwahahahaha!
 
Console: Wild French Teacher appeared!
Charizard_Fire_God: Wtf?! Didn't I just fry ya on my GBA 20 minutes ago?
Console: Charizard_Fire_God attacks with Omnislash!
Console: French Teacher takes 9999 damage!
Console: French Teacher takes 9999 damage!
Console: French Teacher takes 9999 damage!
Console: French Teacher takes 9999 damage!
Console: French Teacher takes 9999 damage!
Console: French Teacher takes 9999 damage!
Console: French Teacher takes 9999 damage!
Console: French Teacher takes 9999 damage!
Console: French Teacher takes 9999 damage!
Console: French Teacher takes 9999 damage!
Console: French Teacher takes 9999 damage!
Console: French Teacher takes 9999 damage!
Console: French Teacher takes 9999 damage!
Console: French Teacher takes 9999 damage!
Console: French Teacher takes 9999 damage!
Charizard_Fire_God: What? Still not dead? Eeeep!
Console: French Teacher casts Doomsday!
Console: Charizard_Fire_God takes 9999 damage!
Console: Charizard_Fire_God was defeated!
Console: French Teacher gained 0 EXP. points.
Console: French Teacher grew to level 0
Console: What? French Teacher is evolving!
Console: French Teacher evolved into Charizard_Fire_God!
Charizard_Fire_God: o.0 *shoots self*
Console: Charizard_Fire_God was defeated!
Cosole: Charizard_Fire_God gained 0 EXP. points!
Console: Charizard_Fire_God grew to level 0!
Charizard_Fire_God: O_O;;; Heeeelp!! I am trapped in a game loop! St00pid programmers!!
 
Uh-oh! A Console monster! Surskitty creates a vacuum wave! Console takes 134 damage pts.! Console casts Beat! Surskitty collapses! The Surskitty gang is wiped out!
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Meanwhile, Console's screen reads:
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Console knocks out the enemy! Console receives 111,222,333,444,555,666,777,888,999,QQQ Exp. pts.
Console increases to level 1,234,567,89Q!
(Console wanders around on the field awhile)
Look out! jhgghyu monster!
jhgghyu casts Bounce! Console casts Beat! The attack is reflected! Console collapses!
The Console gang is wiped out!
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Meanwhile, jhgghyu's screen reads:
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jhgghyu knocks out Console! jhgghyu receives
-111,222,333,444,555,666,777,888,999,QQQ Exp. pts.
jhgghyu decreases to level 123456789Q!
 
Meanwhile in a war game...

A Blonde soldier throws a grenade at Sonic Blaze

Sonic Blaze pulls the pin and throws the grenade back and wins

NEW HIGH SCORE: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,
999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,
999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
 
somewhere in a town near here i turned elmo into a sand person than ate a planet
 
Why like staples?
Wait, I like them too. They taste like cornbread.
--Cornbread Cubes v3.0--
Only $9.9Q! Get free peanut butter scissors stuck in the candle carburetor for only $8QW%.||\ more!!!!
Mmmm... buttery ;alskdubn;aowinyr89p0-975...
 
Hi, Erik. Have you stuck your peanut butter scissors in the carburetor yet? XD Yesterday I sneezed and lightbulbs spewed out my ears! WOOOT! *drenches himself in chocolate pizza soda* Hi, my name is Shish-Kabob, and I am the time-travelling master of CHOPSTICKS! FEAR MY PAPER PIZZA WRAPPERS!!!!!!
 
*walks in juggling rabid Plusles and flaming chainsaws* whaaaa... :rolleyes:
 
*eats an anvil* :OSIyun;oaksjdf;agioyw34p98n;zh djbh[aeo;rig XD
 
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My favorite flavor of car is strawberry poison oak!
Lose thousands of pounds today with new hat wearing technology! Guaranteed to have your favorite closet eaten by Rayquaza in just five peanut-buttery toasters!
I am the insignificant speck of dirt below your foot! Soon I will activate my 3-step plan to take OVER THE WORLD!!! Mwaqhahaha! fr9oeojp[; [vcnop[;mnf. jfglckxkljgf'm v'r The orthodontist next door is PURE EVIL!! Help me eat his giant ice cream waffle-cone-y office before more motorcycles take a nap in his daffodils!lkvnbrwepvcewnbvjkbjgbugkHello. I am not a Yeerk. Why are you looking at me like that? They don't exist. Hey WAI--*falls out of ear and onto rainbow sherbert electric fan muffin*oknaavrb;aqvn mnr4p[cnq0[cinpew8tbv

Wild Super-Uber-Annoying Little Brother appeared!
Go, Jhgghyu!
*Shiny Jhgghyu shines*
Wild Super-Uber-Annoying Little Brother used Jabber!
It's super effective!
Jhgghyu took 56 points of damage!
Jhgghyu used It's All His Fault!
It's super effective!
Wild Super-Uber-Annoying Little Brother took 234 points of damage!
Jhgghyu threw an Ultra Ball!
Gotcha! Super-Uber-Annoying Little Brother was caught!
Do you want to give a name to Super-Uber-Annoying Little Brother?
Super-Uber-Annoying Little Brother was sent to Lanette's PC. It was placed in box "GRASS".
 
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