Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

[Rai]

Must...eat....flesh.....lamp........exit sign....mmmmm....good....

 

[Amy-chan]

sharp n.: having a thin manner which indicates that a specified person is a good marksman in pieces.

exile n.: to continue to relate to a philosophy centered around a departure.

dot n.: a small rectangular English translation of twice as great or as many.

Pieced together from actual dictionary definitions, though not necessarily from the said words.

 

[Alter Ego]

*Chews on a plushie* *Munch* You should lay of em' exit signs Rai. Terribly fatty they are. *Gulp*

 

[Rai]

Yes.....but so good with gasoline! *pours tons of gasline on exit signs* Yummmmmmmy

 

[Amy-chan]

My taste prefers acid, actually. *pours on a vat of acid* Nothing is complete without ACID!

 

[Rai]

*drinks some acid* mmmmmmmmmm oh no!!!! I'm desinagrtaing!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*

 

[Smarties-chan]

Well it's fine with me aslong as you keep dunsparce out of it

 

[Alter Ego]

*Begins drooling* Mmmm...exit signs with gasoline...yummy...No! I must resist the temptation! And by the purity of my bodily liquids I shall prevail! *Empties a bottle of Ketchup into his throat in one go* Yes. Resisting the temptation I am...like a good boy...they will no longer fear us my beloved turnip *strokes afforementioned vegetable*...but we had to kill them...they were laughing...but no-one will laugh at us anymore my love...no-one...

 

[Amy-chan]

Yay! Death! The one thing we have to look forward to! *plans to make an appointment with the Grim Reaper* Don't forget the pizza pie!

Wheeen you walk in the park and you're grabbed in the dark that's a moron, that's a moron...

 

[Alter Ego]

*Singing...sorta'*

Drow, drow, drow...
your boat down the stream...
merrily, merrily...
Lolth is such a scream...

*Waves at pika-mew* Don't forget the anchovies! And remember, when you dine with the devil, take along a looooong spoon!

 

[Amy-chan]

*pulls out a check list* Long spoon, long spoon... Yeah, I got it! Well, see you guys in the afterlife! *jumps off a cliff* Weee!

Ah, nooo! Curse you, parachute, and all of your kind!

 

[Rai]

Ohhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh such a pretty view from up here! You can see the all blood and lifeless corpses with livers removed, eyeballs torn out and their heads swept clean off! A pretty sight indeed!

 

[Alter Ego]

*Patts pika-mew on the back* Cheer up amigo! See what I've brought! Flamethrowers for everyone! *Pulls out a large stack of Flamethrowers and a rubber ducky*

*Stares at ducky* Long time no see pal! I was wondering where I put ya'! *Ties duck onto his head with a piece of string* There, all safe and clean!

 

[Kurono]

*Throws eggs around like a psychotic monkey*

MUAHAHAHAHAA! PH33R M3H!!

 

[Amy-chan]

YAY, FLAMETHROWERZ!!!!!!! *sniffles* This is the best Christmas ever. *hugs Alter Ego in thanks*

DIE, YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!! *uses flamethrower on everyone, laughing maniacally* The rutabagas will have their day, you mark my words!

 

[Kurono]

*Is on fire*

That was cold....actually...its..HOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rai]

don't you love chipmunks!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????
With their purple horns and bright yellow wings! and don't forget their rainbow eyes and 20 feet long tail!

 

[Alter Ego]

HIIII Cha-cha! *Slaps CharMz so hard on the back that he falls on his face and dropps all of his eggs*

Oblivion calls, doesn't it? I can see the conspiracy mulling through the stormclouds as we speak. The Spinda's are amassing their dark legions. PH33R @_@

 

[Amy-chan]

You left out the scales, second head, hidden jetpacks, and green spikes. *goes chipmunk hunting*

 

[Rai]

oh no! The firebreathing teddy bear has come to destroy us all! *jumps into front of crate of apples* I will protect you my darlings!