Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

*Singing again, sort of...*

Chipmunks aren't as cute
as everyone supposes
they've got em' twitchy chipmunk ears
and runny little noses!

Lucky I brought my rhino! *Beams at rhino*
 
NO!!! So long, Corduroy! You've met your match! *throws teddy bear into shredder* That's more like it.

Q:Oh, what would you do for a klondike bar?
A:Anything that involves torture, insanity, and spontaneous acts of randomness. Boo ya!
 
Hah! Got something to beat ya right here amigo! *Pulls out his winged, demonic bonsai-kitten*
 
*Munch* Yay! Here, have a plushie. *Shoves plushie into Rai's mouth* Plushies are nutritious and taste great with green mustard. XD

Flamingoes indeed! XD XD XD
 
*squashes the said bug* Muahahaha, I am EVIL(every villain is lemons)!

D'we have to wear pickle jars?
 
pickle jars.......*puts one on head* They are the newest trend!! fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 
Nah, not if you have the squeaky clean towel of extreme randomness! XD
 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I forgot who wrote this, but credit goes to whoever it was:
There's a monkey in my pocket and he's stealing all my change
His look is blank and glossy; I suspect that he's deranged.

MONKEYS PWN!!!! *dies*
 
Mmm, thanks Rai. That dang lump was always in the way. *Sticks his rubber ducky on the spot of his head*

Oh, and the quote thingie is from a game of the Monkey Island series I think. ^^

Gah! I'm making sense! Vade Retro Lexica! >_> >_> >_> POSSETS! THAT'S RIGHT YOU HEARD ME POSSETS! DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME TWENTY YOU MAGGOTS!
 
*gives Alter Ego 20 maggots* You said give you twenty. There you go!
 
Monkies? Monkies?! MONKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????
Monkies are EVIL! They will drown you in...the acrused river!!!!!!!! That is 1235364335735734567356385737538 million miles from here!!!!!
 
Skippy likies potatoes! He went to the land of Fizzy Soft Drinks but Fizzy Dizzy the alien fox had already taken over that planet so Skippy jumped off the desk and was never seen again.

Crazy?

I was crazy once. They locked me up in a padded room. I liked it there. I died there.They gave me a coffin with three flowers growing in it. Two grew up, one grew down. It tickled my nose. It made me crazy.

Crazy?

I was crazy once...
 
Thank you kindly sir or madam! *Gobbles up maggots* Mmm...fresh as morning dew! XD

Alright! One-two-three! Move those hips! Work those abbs! Stretch those arms! Come on...all the way around! Cha-cha-cha! DO T3H MONKEY! 111oneoneone!
 
Never underestimate the power of origami!

Here's a llama there's a llama and another little llama
Fuzzy llama, funny llama llama llama duck.
 
I was only three years dead, but it told a tale
And now listen, little child, to the safety rail.

That song ROCKS!
 
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