Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

[Rai]

You're not a cannibalistic helmet...but you're still a helmet! *puts you on my head*

 

[Amy-chan]

*looks down at feet* Cool, I'm a hobbit! I'll never have to wear those shoes again! *tears of joy*

 

[Rai]

Yay! Now I'm even shorter O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

 

[Amy-chan]

And shorter+older=koolaid?

 

[Rai]

Yep! Now let's do an extremly corny commercial!!!!!! *runs around*

 

[Swizzler121]

troll, okay!!

*Shares randomize button with everyone*
see:

 

[Amy-chan]

Yay! Rabid haircare products for everyone! *throws Loreal to random people in the street* Because you're worth it too! *coughnotcough*

 

[Rai]

Shampoo!!!!! *flees the scene* Shampoo will make Rai clean.....Rai doesn't want to be clean....

 

[Swizzler121]

Don't forget to throw the off brandsis: Bricks 4 Hair!

 

[Amy-chan]

No...so Rai must flee to the safety of the snake pit!!! O.o

 

[Rai]

*jumps into snake pit* I'll be safe here! Oh Hello Mr.Snake! Why are you biting my leg off?

 

[Amy-chan]

Snake:No idea. Perhaps it is because I am Malcolm in the Muddle in disguise?

 

[Rai]

Oh really? I thought Malcom was dead.....

 

[Amy-chan]

Yes but he has returned thanks to the lifegiving power of Burger King(sponsored by NASA for chimps).

 

[Swizzler121]

Don't forget Mcdonalds, which hired all the insane clowns, Which will appear NOW!!!

 

[Amy-chan]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE please do not hurt me Pennywise! You are my former 4th grade teacher! *hides in burning bush* Hello Mr. President.

 

[Swizzler121]

How to kill pennywise the clown, by Bozo the clown, equally scary

 

[Rai]

Say what? No I am not a dish washer......

 

[Amy-chan]

That ish a trap! You were planning to steal our brains you meanie! Well guess what? We don't have any, so HA! *drinks flagon of pumpkin juice* And I just got off the stuff.

 

[Rai]

Piki! I've told you! Drinking that stuuf won't turn you bach into a frog.....