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OH NOOOOOOOO!! ITS THE INVASION OF THE RABID OSTRICH, ALONG WITH HIS TRUSTY EBIL SIDEKICK, BEEFLOG BOY!! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!! THE WOYLD IS DOOMED TO COPY DICTIONARYS AND EAT MOLDY MACARONI!! *cries hysterically*
Yay! Let's eat it and then dedicate a station of the giant radio to it! *eats cookie then turns radio to the cookie-eating blues* DOOM TO TEH RADIO!!!!
*flits back in* I have made a list of teh ups and downs of being a half-vampire!
GOOD
-You can stay in the sun
-Increased strength and speed
-Teh vampire blood can spread, infecting teh remaining pure blood
-Hardened teeth and nails
-Rapid nail growth (the only thing that can cut them are teh teeth of teh one who's hand their on)
BAD
-No flitting
-No fangs
-Breathing into your hand and covering someone's mouth won't put them to sleep
-Your saliva will not heal wounds
-You cannot bite anyone to spread your blood
-Hair loss, then RAPID regrowth
And now, mortals, I will...do something that involves shiny lights! *sparkle sparkle*
*Shivering* no randomize button, must change subject...GOT IT *runs into magic closet of coatrackland and pulls out a strange box* "Pandoras Box two, BEWARE, THIS ONES THE WORST!!" Yay! random! *trys to open box, but is padlocked* NOOOO!!! must be random! *Does riverdance on top of Pandoras Box II*
[ALL CAPS]Do Not See This Post, This Post Is Not Here It Is A Figmit Of Your Imagination[/ALL CAPS]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAPS LOCK IT'S ON!