Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

Me: No, indeed. We are not yet doomed, for there is still the toaster and Captain Spock to save us.
Spock: *disappears*
Toaster: *disappears*
Me:.........Oh. Crap.
 
no we are not just hold on to Snack Food!

Don Patch: STOP CALLING ME SNACK FOOD!
 
*gets hit by a shrimp puff* Glargawhazit? *faints*
*Big Bird comes*
HAVE NO FEAR! BIG BIRD IS HERE! THIS RESCUE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER K! SPONSORED BY NUMBER 7! BROUGHT TO YOU IN PART BY THE LET---*is hit by a shrimp*
 
I dunno about you guys, but I'm not staying in this doomed land any longer! Shadowfax, away! To ze Gray Havens! *jumps on horse and rides off into the...signpost*
 
oh no big bird come on snack food
*Jumps off a cliff with Don Patch*
Don patch: STOP CALLING ME SNACK FOOD!!!!
 
Ahahaha!! I HAVE FORMULATED A PERFECT WEAPON AGAINST THE SHRIMP!!

I summon . . . *does reeeealllyyyy loooong final-fantasy-style summon*

FLAMINGOS!!!

*army of flamingos comes and eats shrimp*
 
Uh-oh.... *gulp* Eh-heh... Guuuys, I think that the shrimp are doing something to the flamingos...

*giant XD001s are standing where the innocent flamingos once were*
 
Oh no Flamingoes!!!! come on snack food
DP: STOP CALLING ME SNACK FOOD
 
*gets up* Ughhh... Darn shrimp. *flies into the clouds, only to be encountered by Timmy Tooth and his inflatable airplane*
Timmy: *throws toothpaste* NOW GIMME THE MONEY FOR IT, UGLY CLAWED THING!
Me: O.o *throws a bent up penny*
Timmy: NOT GOOD ENOUGH! THAT COST ME A GALLON OF CRAP TO MAKE!
Me: Here's a dime. *throws it into the airplane and pops it*
Timmy: *falls* YOU'LL PAY DEARLY FOR THIS, MR. SCIZOR GUY THING! *dissapears beneath the clouds*
Me: *laughs like Nelson Munts* Idiot... *doesn't know that XD001s are attacking*
 
Snack food, smack food, smack fool! SMACK TEH FOOLS!! MARP.
 
Meep. Ohgodohgodohgodohgod..... XD001 is making out with teh Super Chicken! o.o *has no idea where this sentence came from* o_O
 
Xd001: KISS MY PURPLE AND WHITE BODY, FOOL! *mashes the chicken's face against it*
*Da Mutant 8 Legged Chicken comes*
Mutant Chicken: CHICKLYARGINAHNS! *throws 3 of his legs at XD001 and knocks him out, then eats the chicken and runs away*
 
BAHH! Chicken's my friend david's nickname . . . HE WOULDN'T MAKE OUT WITH A SHRIMP FLAMINGO.
 
Problem solved. But how will we ever get home to Kansas? I miss Toto and ze Talking Snowman ever so much...
 
Since this thread is going so fast, I've decided to quote the post I'm replying to from now on.
Shadow Scizor said:
Mutant Chicken: EAT CHICKEN! IT'S GOOD FOR YOU! *eats part of his wing*
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But what about the poor Veggie-trains? The fools have nothing to eat... *throws crumbs to the veggie-trains*
 
They took care of the Veggie-trains, I thought. *sees them going into a giant greenhouse with mutant 8 legged Bellsprouts*
 
Shadow Scizor said:
They took care of the Veggie-trains, I thought. *sees them going into a giant greenhouse with mutant 8 legged Bellsprouts*
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Uh-oh... What is brewing here? *sees extra-large pack of Budweiser outside greenhouse door*
 
Oh yes, that Budweiser is to attract Homers. They drink it and crap inside the greenhouse, that fertilizes the soil. It is soil, isn't it? :surprised
 
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