Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

[Amy-chan]

Oh yes, that Budweiser is to attract Homers. They drink it and crap inside the greenhouse, that fertilizes the soil. It is soil, isn't it? :surprised

Or IS it...? Could it possibly be...? Gasp! *faints* Dun dun dun!

 

[Karasu]

Yes, you're right! It's--- *chokes and faints*

 

[Amy-chan]

But it couldn't be... *goes mute*

 

[LishaKara]

Ahh! NO NOT THE- *is drowned out by train whistle blasting*

 

[Karasu]

It could also be *extremely loud fart in the background*

 

[Amy-chan]

But maybe it's- *bus rumbles noisily past*

 

[Karasu]

Hmmm... Nah, I think it's *a loud jet flies overhead*

 

[Amy-chan]

Well, it's probably a *static is heard*

 

[Karasu]

Quite possibly. But I doubt it, it's probably a *Gets attacked by a grizzly bear and falls down a mountain, then lands in an ice cold channel full of berserk Narwhals*

 

[Amy-chan]

It's likely, but I'd prefer it if it were a *collapses onto the floor and starts twitching uncontrollably*

 

[Karasu]

*floats the the surface all bloody and missing a claw* N-n-n-nnno... m-m-m-maybe it's a...a...a........*sinks*

 

[Amy-chan]

*stops twitching and lays on the floor, panting for breath* I've figured it out!!! It's...a... *loses ability to inhale and passes out*

 

[Recknin]

hey am baaaaaaackkkkkkkkkkk

 

[Amy-chan]

I shall never give you another 'hell yeah', not even if the thing we keep trying to talk about unsuccessfully is a.... *passes out again*

 

[Recknin]

oh what i liked the hell yeah

 

[Amy-chan]

COoKiE doUgH!=me ish a noob.

 

[viridian doubletongue]

No!! Me IsH a N0Ob. 111 spam spam spam lol lol lol omg omg omg!!!

 

[~Mars~]

What is your shoe size? I'd like to know!

 

[Karasu]

hey am baaaaaaackkkkkkkkkkk

Now gimme a hell yea... *drinks beer*

 

[Amy-chan]

Neveeer!!! *jumps off a cliff*