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And thus, Toto ended up as a pancake at the bottom of a cliff, Dorothy was eaten by tie-die Wurmples, the Scarecrow died of brain damage, the Lion fell ill due to phobia, and the Tin Man had a fatal case of heart failure. The end.

Aww, don't you love it when stories have happy endings? :3
 
That was the happiest ending ever... even happier than the outcome of Beauty and the Beast...
Beauty grew a unibrow and got acne and the beast fell out of the top window of a cathedral. Just... so... happy.
 
Shadow Scizor said:
That was the happiest ending ever... even happier than the outcome of Beauty and the Beast...
Beauty grew a unibrow and got acne and the beast fell out of the top window of a cathedral. Just... so... happy.
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:knockedou *faints from all the happiness*
 
*gasp* NUUUU!!!!!!!!!! :dead: And all this time we thought he was on the side of the good, the righteous, the washing machines... *sniffle*
 
Elephant: I like walked into like this like big like hole and I like heard this like... music. Then like I farted, and it like stopped. It was like, radically tubular, dude. *explodes*
 
Toucan Sam: *re-tunes guitar* Like, dude, this elephant like, fell into the hole where I was playing and like, farted, and he like totally messed up my groove. *tries to re-start guitar playing but is crushed by a whale*
 
Kids: GO SPAGHETTI O GO SPAGHETTI O GO!
*Spaghetti O's hop around*
Kids: GO MEATBALL GO MEATBALL GO!
*Meatball is spinning around*
 
SHUT UP, BIRD! *takes microphone out of her hand and slams her in the head with it* YOU WON'T SURVIVE! *decapitates her*
 
BLASCHMIFITS TO THE TURKEYS! *dives into a pile of turkeys wearing a wetsuit, gets attacked by a berserk narwhal swimming in them*Owww.... *the wetsuit gets eaten by a red panda* Nyuuu!!!!!! >.< *explodes* Yay, cooked turkey... and red panda... and narwhal...and *gulp* me. *falls off a cliff and lands in a glass of Juicy Juice* GAAHHH, IT'S JUICY!
 
NUUUUU, not the juicy kind of Juicy Juice!!! :dead: That's the worst kind! *jumps off a cliff and lands in the middle of a berserk pod of dolphin/squirrel mutants* Kookido! *gets rammed repeatedly by horned butterflies*
 
okay.. now that we know Aelitea is there we can deactivate the towers. i'm bringing them up now
inside towers
AELITEA
CODE:
LYOKO
towers deactvated
 
*appears*

.....

BUNDT CAKE!

...indeed.

Who will win the war between the Lawn Gnomes and the Pink Flamingos? Who knows. But right now I have $200 placed on the Flamingos.
 
Chiru-chan said:
Who will win the war between the Lawn Gnomes and the Pink Flamingos? Who knows. But right now I have $200 placed on the Flamingos.
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Oh yeah? *huffs* Well, I say $500 on the Lawn Gnomes, so HA!

*falls rapidly down a cliff* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. *thud*
 
Lucky Leprechuan: Aye, the kids took me cereal! I need a big'n for this'n! *takes out a machine gun* Aye, ye better hide, meddling kids. OR I'LL KILL YE LITTLE DOG TOO!
Dorothy: Toto too?
Lucky: NYUUU, NOT AGAIN, IT'S A CYCLE! AYE SHORDEN BE GORDEN! *falls into the tie-die wurmple pit*
Dorothy: HEY, THAT'S MY LINE! *dives in after him*
Toto: *falls off a cliff*
 
Harry: Oh no! Voldemort is attacking the school!
Hermione: What will we do?
Ron: I have a plan!
Hermione: *raises eyebrow* Which is....?
Ron:......SHOOT HIM!!!!!!
 
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