Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

Toto: *is crushed at the bottom of the cliff, is staring*
n00b: y r u lukin at me ur evel if u do tat
Toto: *stares*
n00b: STOP UR SKARIN ME!!!!!!!1111one
Toto:*blood starts dripping out of mouth*
n00b: o, ur bludy, tat meens ur ded, tats good
Toto: *gets attacked by vultures*
n00b: ha ha *gets attacked by a condor*
 
Teh return of the.... RAPTORS!!!!!!! *is attacked by hawks, eagles, falcons, owls, vultures, and condors*
 
pika-mew said:
Oh yeah? *huffs* Well, I say $500 on the Lawn Gnomes, so HA!

*falls rapidly down a cliff* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. *thud*
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Ahh! It's a little-known fact, but plastic lawn flamingos are actually spy cameras for the Italian Mafia! >D!
 
*boulders crush the birds* Whew, thank goodness! Thank you for saving me from the possessed raptors, Rachel! ^^ *hugs* And there's something I have to tell you.... You know Microwave, the one we'd thought had betrayed the one person who trusted him? Well, he's really on our side, just playing the part of spy to keep the enemies thinking he's on theirs. And all this time we'd thought he'd betrayed us.... *feels guilty*
 
YAY!!!!! *gives Microwave a hug* Microwave, you're not so bad after all! I'm sorry we misunderstood your intentions.... *gets out a little box with a sapphire in it*

Will you marry me?
 
Okie! ^^ *puts a crown of pink flowers in Rai's hair* And we'll also need a ringbearer.... *dials up Middle-earth Hotline*
 
Hmm, that's a hard one. How about.... I know! *whistles for Saphira, her pet dragon*
 
Very... But wasn't there something in the rule book about 'No Flaming Flowers'....? Ah well. *feeds rule book to Saphira*
 
*changes into black robes* O.O Close enough.... *gets on a broom and flies down the aisle* This is going to be the strangest wedding in history....
 
He looks adorable! ^^ *glomps him* Such a cute little scuba-diving Death Eater.... OMG, where's the priest????....Oh, there he is. ^^ *watches giant M&M walk to the front of the aisle*
 
Giant M&M: Do you Microwave, take Pika-mew as your lovely wedded wife?

Mircowave: Yes, I do.

Giant M&M: And do you Pika-mew, take Microwave as your lawly wedded husband?
 
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