Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

*wakes up from hang-over* Woot... WTF just happened? *looks at the bear, chair, cake, and flower pot* And where is everybody? *shrugs* Got all of these pancakes to myself. *happy 1950's Leave it to Beaver TV show music comes on*
 
*is spit up by the grizzly and lands next to Shadow Scizor* Whoa, man, that was like, so radical. I've like, never been eaten that way before. Like, that was totally awesome! Let's do it again! *walks up to the grizzly and gets herself eaten again*
 
Shadow Scizor said:
*travels to Mexico and buys a 5 foot high Sumbrero*
You didn't have to go all the way to Mexico for that! If you wanted a sombrero, why didn't you just say so? I have a hawk just for that, remember?
 
Ohhh... *travels back* But my condor can get bigger ones than that! *the condor comes with a 20 foot high sumbrero on*
 
You know what gguys your *hiccup* my bestestest friends *passes out*
 
BlastoiseB.B. said:
You know what gguys your *hiccup* my bestestest friends *passes out*
Awwwww, thanks. ^^ *hugs*

Shadow Scizor said:
Ohhh... *travels back* But my condor can get bigger ones than that! *the condor comes with a 20 foot high sumbrero on*
You mean this one? o.o
 
Shadow Scizor said:
Yup, that's him alright. You can see his library card, he staples it to himself.

I gotta go. *hugs and drives a car off a bridge*
See ya then. *hugs and jumps off a cliff*

BlastoiseB.B. said:
Oh my god that condor is Pedro my cousin hows it going Pedro you still on probation?
Oh no! :surprised But how did he turn into a condor! Did the boogyman get him?
 
Well, the condors and hawks are feeding again.... They are so hard to train! *gently scolds one of the hawks for eating someone whole*
 
Midnight, if you're reading anything I've posted in this thread, please remember that I'm just being insane because this thread calls for insanity. That is all.

*turns into a wolf with peregrine falcon wings and flies around*
 
*eats the beer cake* wha the eck?! blaziken!*takes a toy pokeball from my pocket and throws it at pika mew* poke ball o *fall to the floor and throws up*
 
*victory music* Congratulations! You caught Pika-mew the peregrine wolf thingy! I'm yours. :3
 
owww my head*passes out* .......*an hour later i wake up. im never drinking beer again *picks the pokeball up and drops it. pikamew appears* wha?! *hugs pika mew* save me! i saw a giant blaziken destroying saphi home!!!! at least i think it was saphis home cos the girl running from it matched the description i have...
 
A BLAZIKEN IS ATTACKING SAPHI'S HOUSE????? Now this is personal. Nobody messes with our friends, especially not Saphi!!! *becomes the size of a dragon and storms off toward Saphi's house*
 
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