Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

*watches amy chan run away to saphis house. *.......* remembers i was helucinating* wait amy chan! * watches amy run to saphis house* god i hate been drunk
 
Alright, I'm here. Now where's that Blaziken? *looks around* He's gonna get it!!! He's gonna.... *sees that there are no giant Blaziken in sight* Ooooh. *realization dawns on her suddenly* I'm never letting you near that beer cake again.
 
*sees a blaziken in the distance* hey a blaziken! aw great im halucnating again.*gets attacks by and a flame thrower* right* stand there and gets hit. i fly through the air holding my but* YOOOOOOOWWWWWCH!*lands nexts to amy chan rols around and puts my but out* hello. that thing attacked me! i know theres a possibilty my wish of pokemon to come true came true but i dont wanna be attacked by a blaziken!!!! * blaziken appears 20 metres away and i hide behind amy* save me!!!!!
 
*turns into a larger version of the perigrine wolf thingy and snarls at the Blaziken*

Blaziken: AAAH!!!! MUMMY!!!!! *runs away screaming*

Okay, I think we're safe for now. What was that about a wish?
 
i wsihed for pokemon to be real. so i could be a trainer,catch and abra and visit my friends over seas
 
Ah. I suppose all of us have wished for that at one point. Well, there are two sides to everything, and thus, Pokemon being real would have its advantages and its disadvantages, the advantages being being able to catch and train Pokemon and the disadvantages being being chased by giant Blaziken every once in a while.

*stops trying to make sense* Look, there's another one!
 
time for pure randomness....*walks into saphis house and sees saphi eating garydoses o.o *runs out* monster!!!!!!!!theres a monster in saphis house!!!!
 
Yep, let's go into the completely insane random stuff now.... EEK! MONSTER!!! *shoots a stunning spell at the gyarados-eating Saphi* Wait a minute, that's Saphi!!! But why's she eating Gyaradoses? o.o *turns into Cerberus form and sniffs her*
 
*jumps off saphis roof and breaks my arm* OWWWW!*cries* how come every one has powers but me?!
 
I can give you powers, you know.... *takes out a glowing maple leaf that's emitting weird noises*
 
Digital Mage said:
Now for the ULTIMATE random post.....oh I forgot it.

Hey that rhymes! wait, no it doesn't...
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lollol

another totally random pic out of the blue!!

[PokeCommunity.com] Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!
 
pikachu2460 said:
lollol

another totally random pic out of the blue!!

[PokeCommunity.com] Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!
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Lolz what is Max wearing? o.o Well, the Dark Wolfox must fly. Bye Shadow! :( Don't forget that I can give you powers if you want them! *flies off into the night on a broomstick*
 
i want the power of day dreaming!!!!!!
 
Looks like this thread aint't big enough for the 3617 posts and us.*tumbleweed passes* wait there's no-one here! D'oh that was the best post ever & no-one was there to here it.
 
Rise my infernal spindas, rise and destroy this puny thing people call ''Humanity'' wait... I have the feeling I have said something similar before o_O Oh well, this time I'll make sure ''humanity'' whatever it is, will be destroyed!
 
*Pedro the condor is in Puerto Rico*
Tour Guide: Before ya go in the woods, note that you might be attacked by the Chupacabra!
Pedro: Oh, whatever. *wanders in* There's no such thing as El Chupacabra!
Tour Guide: Ci, I warned you!
Chupacabra: *comes out from the bushes*
Pedro: OH S***! YOU'RE UGLY! GET A MAKEOVER OR SOMETHING!
Chupacabra: *roars and attacks him*
Pedro: OH GOD! OWWWW! DON'T DISECT ME, NYUUUU!
Chupacabra: *tears him open and eats his insides, then howls and runs away*
Me: *comes and finds the corpse* Oooo, Chicken Miglungahans! *cooks and eats it* Mmmm... chickeny fresh...
 
Midnight Shadow said:
i want the power of day dreaming!!!!!!
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Okay. ^^ *gives you the power to link people's dreams together* CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!! *gets chased by the gyarados-eating Saphi*
 
Whee, whee, whee! *gets hit with a brick*
Woo, woo, woo! *gets hit with a small glass statue*
Hoohoo! *gets hit with Glalie*
ARGH! Get that thing off!
*gets frozen by its breath*
 
RuN AwaY, iT Is, lIke, tHe EvIl SpINda muaHahAHA! *is carried away by a giant flying wolfox*
 
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