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Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

Oh my god we have a feast now all we need is....
GOOBLE GOOBLE!
A TURKEY *shoots it* Now we FEAST!
 
Grandma got run by a raindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as santa
but as for me and Grandpa, we belive
 
BlastoiseB.B. said:
Oh my god we have a feast now all we need is....
GOOBLE GOOBLE!
A TURKEY *shoots it* Now we FEAST!
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YESH, FEAST! *eats chumburgers with a side of banana and beer cake*
 
she'd been drinkin' too much egg nog
and we beg her not to go
but she left her medication,
so she stumbled out the door into the snow.
 
*gets drunk off of beer cake* *turns to chair* C'MON, YOO WAN' GO? I'LL FIGHT YEH... I'LL WIN, TOO.... *dives at the chair and misses*
 
*sets fire to the beer cake*
 
When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.
 
Shadow Scizor said:
MAH CAKE!!!!! *throws it in the sink*
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.... *sets fire to the sink*
 
Shadow Scizor said:
YOO DEMINZ!
NOW BAK TO YOO, MISTEH... *turns back to chair* DIE! *tries to kick it, but is 5 feet away*
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Oh no! :surprised He ish drunk again! *pulls out first aid kit*
 
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
 
Now were all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.
 
It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
 
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

do you relize what song i'm posting? this is the Chours line to it
 
*Big bird walks in the house*
Big Bird: NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *isn't drunk anymore* OH GOD! NOT YOU AGAIN! *throws a heated iron at his face*
Big Bird: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps out the window* NUMBARZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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