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Steal the Shaymin Game! [v2]

You arrive at Zelda's castle only to find...

IT'S A TRAP!

I have gathered back together with Ganondorf, Rouge, and Bowser.

ROUGE: Yes! Now Shaymin is ours!

GANONDORF: No way! I'm betraying you suckers!

*GANONDORF grabs Princess Zelda and teleports off*

LINK: No! Zelda!

DARKPOKEBALL: Hey, not our problem.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Wait...Zelda was holding Shaymin...Shaymin's with Ganon!

DARKPOKEBALL: Oh dear...so, they're in Ganon's castle?

ROUGE: Apparently so...

DARKPOKEBALL: Well, good thing I'm not the next poster!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Heh heh...
 
Poster?! POSTER?! I call broken fourth wall! >:O

Anyways.

I travel with Palkia, to Ganon's castle.

ME: Wow, this...is...it. I wonder how hard it'll be to get to the top...
PALKIA: You have a flying water deity, why don't you find out? :/
ME: Oh right.

Me and Palkia fly to the top of Ganon's castle..

ME: *climbs inside the window*
GANON: So, you've came for them--wait you're not that bat, that cat with a chainsaw, Bowser or that other guy! So who are you!
ME: I'm Shaymin's owner. Palkia, it's time to claim who's rightfully ours.
PRINCESS ZELDA: Me? Well, you're not Link but you'll do--
ME: No! That Shaymin!
PALKIA: *breaks the castle's wall*
ME: Now, everyone, fear the taste of a Drago Meteor.

*from afar*
LINK: I'm going to save Princess Zelda...again. Why did she get involved with those weirdos with the hedgehog?
*castle gets destroyed by falling meteors*
LINK: ...now I'm screwed. Hopefully she had the Triforce of--
ME: *flys out of the rubble with Zelda and Shaymin* *spots Link* Land in front of Link, Palkia!
Palkia: *lands*
ME: *carries Zelda to Link* Here's your princess. Bye bye, now...*gets on Palkia and goes to where darkpokeball is* *destroys that place too with Drago Meteor* *goes back to the Pokemon World*

ME: Now, let's relax for a while. *sits in the flower patch that's in Pallet Town* Hopefully if someone steals it they don't go into another dimension or something. >.>
 
We fly to the rubble of ganon's broken castle, and search the place for Shaymin.

ROUGE: Where's Ganon? And where's Shaymin?

DARKPOKEBALL: Oh crud...Link, SOnic, and RGoF must've gotten it!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Wait...look! A footprint of Palkia!

ROUGE: And we all know that Final Destination has a Palkia...and his hometown is Pallet town!

*everyone flies to Pallet Town*

DARKPOKEBALL: Hand over the Shaymin!

FD: Make me!

DARKPOKEBALL: Chainsaw Meowth! Slice him up!

...

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Darkpokeball...I'll destroy you!

DARKPOKEBALL: FD's Hypno! Oh crud!

*Epic battle between Darkpokeball and Chainsaw Meowth*

*Rouge steals Shaymin*

ROUGE: Now to travel to G.U.N. ...

...
ROUGE: What the? I can't travel between dimensions? Someone must've shut off the dimensional gate! So...what's this world's version of G. U. N.... Maybe it's Team Rocket?

DARKPOKEBALL: *while fighting Chainsaw Meowth* Wait, they're evil!

*Rouge ignores and flies to Team Rocket hideout with Shaymin*

DARKPOKEBALL: Well...now somebody has to battle Team Rocket...heh.
 
Well, my plan backfired.

Anyways, I recall my Hypno.

ME: C'mon Palkia. Let's go.

Me and Palkia fly off, however, DPB (darkpokeball) and his crew aren't far behind...

At the Rocket Hideout, I beat many weak Rocket Grunts, until I get to Giovanni's room...

GIOVANNI: A Shaymin! Not even those bumbling idiots that represent us could do as good as you! So, what do you want?

ROGUE: All your money.

GIOVANNI: ...you must be out of your mind if you think you're going to get your hands on my cash. Now that I have this Shaymin, I'll have no problem beating you. Use Seed Flare, Shaymin!

Shaymin: Shaymin! Min! MIIIIIINNN!

GIOVANNI: What did it just say?

Shaymin: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!! *lets loose a Seed Flare*

ME: *walks in* What?! *hit with the seed flare, and so is everyone else in the room* Ugh...

GIOVANNI: AH HAHAHA! SHAYMIN IS MINE NOW!

ME: Shaymin!!!

GIOVANNI: *escapes to a random place*

ME: I guess I'll have to let the next poster deal with this...
 
Yay! Side Story-ish!

Mewtwo: I shall get revenge on that- what's his name?

Clone Meowth: Giovanni!

Mewtwo: Yes! Giovanni!
*Use Psychic power to find Giovanni*

Mewtwo: Ah ha! There he is! In the Sinnoh Undergrounds!

Me: Jirachi! Hypnosis!

Mewtwo: Huh?

*Mewtwo steals the Shaymin and gives it to me due to being hypnotized by my Jirachi*

~TO BE CONTINUED~
 
CHAINSAW MEOWTH arrives at the scene to see Giovanni getting away. He heals you and your team.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: You're lucky I was able to break from Hypno's spell...otherwise, I'd still be fighting with Darkpokeball. Scratch that, Darkpokeball would be dead. And that would get you in big trouble, mister!

*DARKPOKEBALL walks in*

DARKPOKEBALL: And since you were kind enough to fail miserably, I believe you owe me something...*steals all of FD's pokemon, including mascot*
NOw to go stop Giovanni!

...
Hoenn Region.
Cave of Origin.

Giovanni accesses my secret cavern, and hides in there. Chainsaw Meowth busts in and successfully retrieves Shaymin. Meanwhile, I plan to throw the Hypno into the lava so it can't hypnotize anyone again...but it breaks free! And hypnotizes me! I steal Shaymin from Meowth and report back to you, and give it to you like an idiot. Chainsaw Meowth runs in.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: The Shaymin! Darkpokeball, snap out of it!

DARKPOKEBALL: I. Hail. Hypno.

*big freaking battle about to ensue, but Meowth throws his chainsaw, and it misses your face by an inch*

You run away before serious violence starts, but forget to bring SHaymin! As CHainsaw Meowth fights me, Shaymin crawls away and ends up in the middle of Hoenn's Victory Road.
 
Many trainers pass by, and one picks Shaymin up.

TRAINER: Aww, what a cute hedgehog.
This trainer unknowingly takes it until she falls off of Ever Grande City into the water. I grab the Shaymin.

ME: Wow...that was on cue. Anyways, I have you now, Shaymin! We need to stop that battle!

ME: And get my other Pokemon back too!

SHAYMIN: Min!
 
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After you stop the battle between Chainsaw Meowth and me, I return your pokemon. You smile, and leave...only to find that as I was returning your pokemon, I stole Shaymin once more! Bowser shows up.

BOWSER: What? DId you forget that I was on your team?

DARKPOKEBALL: Wait...you're in Pokeworld too?

BOWSWER: Yes...where is that bat?

DARKPOKEBALL: Oh, I don't know...she's...

*a scream follows*

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: No! Rouge swooped in from above, and kidnapped Darkpokeball! She appears to be heading off to Team Galactic's lair...she's really desperate to find the G. U. N. counterpart.

BOWSER: Well, Darkpokeball was holding Shaymin. We have to go retrieve him! Right, Chainsaw? Chainsaw?

*Chainsaw Meowth is mysteriously missing*
 
While I take a walk with Hypno, I notice something weird.

ME: Oh no! Shaymin's gone!
HYPNO: Well don't just stand there, go and get the cute little hedgehog that can keep my power in control when you have her. Go on, go!

I hear a shrill scream. It's from darkpokeball! Rouge has kidnapped him...and Shaymin in the process!

ME: They're going into the Galactic HQ! *run*

*in the Galactic HQ, on the top floor*

ROUGE: *breaks in with darkpokeball and Shaymin* *sets both of them down albeit rough* Hello.
CHARON: SH-SH-Shaymin! Yes! Finally we have a legendary in our possession!
ROUGE: Not without a price though, if you catch my drift.
CHARON: Yes, certainly! *hands lots of Pokedollars*
ROUGE: Meh, this won't work. How about something valuable? How about that ball over there?
CHARON: A master ball? Well...that could work...*hands the ball* Be careful now, it's dangerous when not in a human's hands!
ROUGE: What do you mean--
DPB: *knocks the Pokeball in her face*
ME: *walks in* What's going on!?
ROUGE: AAAAAHHHHHHH *not captured* ...whew. *sliced and diced by Chainsaw Meowth*
Chainsaw Meowth: Dats for kidnappin' da boss!
DPB: Thanks Chainsaw Meowth.
Chainsaw Meowth: AND YOU, YA PURPLE HEADED WEIRDO! HAND OVER THE SHAYMIN!
CHARON: Y-yes! *throws Shaymin at Chainsaw Meowth's chainsaw and runs*
Shaymin: Min? *sliced*
DPB and ME: NO!!!!
ME: While we stitch up Shaymin, we need to have a talk about bringing other characters from this dimension.
 
DARKPOKEBALL: You're right. We need to send Rouge and Bowser back to their respective worlds, and then keep this inside PokeWorld.

BOWSER: NO!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: WHen did you get here?

BOWSER: I'm staying in PokeWorld...where there's no Mario to stop me! And look, I've kidnapped a princess too! *holding Misty*

MISTY: Urk...I'm not a princess!

DARKPOKEBALL: Keep her. We'll send you both back...

MISTY: You jerk!

*As this scenario is unfolding, Shaymin is all fixed up. Chainsaw Meowth grabs Shaymin and sneaks away...*

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Now that we're alone in Littleroot Town, Shaymin...we're going to...

* A SCREAM IS HEARD*

PROF. BIRCH: Help! THis Poochyena is attacking me!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Whoa! Look at that Poochyena! It's really mauling him!

SHAYMIN: Shay!

*Chainsaw Meowth steals a lab coat*

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Ha ha! Say hello to the new Hoenn professor!
 
A new trainer walks to the lab.

TRAINER: I'm going to get my first Pokemon! *goes inside*

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: You're here for a Pokemon, aren't you? Well, I have some.

TRAINER: Really? That's nice and all, but I'd really like that cute hedgehog over there..

SHAYMIN: Min?

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: *thinks* Where's this Prof's pokemon--*remembers back to when Shaymin and him were out side* *the Bag was there* I bet that there in that bag.

TRAINER: *comes over* You don't look like a Professor...you look like a cute cat. Maybe I'll take you instead. *picks up Chainsaw Meowth* So cute :3

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Hey! Let me go! Put me down! I'm armed!

TRAINER: You shouldn't have that dangerous thing. *takes the Chainsaw and puts it down*

(CHAINSAW) MEOWTH: *starts biting the trainer*

TRAINER: You'll get used to it...*picks up Shaymin, too*

SHAYMIN: Miinn...
 
*Spots trainer, magically morphs into his brother*
Me: Hey bro, got your first pokemon I see.
Trainer: What are you doing here?
Me: Oh just visting, that hedgehog pokemon you got? It's weak. Useless. Give it to me and I'll give you a better pokemon.
Trainer: *Looks at shaymin* Well okay.....
*Hands him a magikarp*
Me: There you go, good luck on your adventure!
*Runs away*
 
EDIT:
Since Outkin ninja'd me, that trainer was a different one, in Twinleaf instead of LIttleroot. The trainer in Twinleaf had a bush. This is what happened in Littleroot, with the real Shaymin:





Chainsaw Meowth is lethal. He grabs his chainsaw and effectively slices the trainer. He then flees. The trainer's rival shows up and screams. She picks up the SHaymin and pursues the Meowth with the chainsaw....the girl and Meowth arrive at the entrance to Victory Road. Bowser and I are having a mega-brawl there, as I am trying to send him back to Mario world. He sees the Shaymin, leaps out of the ring, and grabs it.

DARKPOKEBALL: Hey! Get back in here!

BOWSER: Nope! If you send me to Mario World...I'm taking the Shaymin!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Oh no you don't!

*GIRL leaps upon CHAINSAW MEOWTH*

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Let me go! That Shaymin is in danger!

GIRL: I'm sitting on you until you tell me what happened to my rival...did you slice him with your chainsaw?

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Argh! He's getting away!

*BOWSER goes to an unknown location between Unova and Sinnoh...while I try to pry the girl off of my Meowth.*

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: How are we going to get Shaymin now?

DARKPOKEBALL: Somebody's bound to get it from Bowser...we'll just let them do the dirty work.
 
I take a swim in the deep blue ocean, where I just happen to stumble upon a mini-base.

ME: Come on, Hypno, let's go investigate.
I walk inside to find Bowser, Shaymin and a portal.

ME: *facepalms* Bowser, give it up.
BOWSER: No! I'm finally free from being beat up by that plumber!
HYPNO: I have was of convincing you. Should I use them?
BOWSER: Whatever, it won't work!

Hypno waves his pendulum. Bowser was hard to hypnotize, but he finally fell for it.

ME: Let's push him in the portal Palkia made!

Bowser is sent back to the Mushroom World.

ME: Finally we have Shaymin. Let's just sit down and relax--
Suddenly the base is uprooted and sent drifting away!
 
It's...Rouge! From earlier! She worked with Giovanni to build a mega-machine. You, Hypno, and Shaymin are taken hostage by G.U.N.

ROUGE: Now you enjoy your comfy little cells while Giovanni and I use this little creature.

GIOVANNI: Yes, Rouge. I've bought it from you. NOw get out.

ROUGE: I'm not leaving that easily...you hunk of a man.

*Rouge seduces Giovanni*

GIOVANNI: Oh..heh..let's take this up to my office...heh...

ROUGE: Alright, you handsome...um...man.

*As you rot in your cells*

FINAL DESTINATION: Great, just great! How are we going to get Shaymin now!

HYPNO: Easy! Hey, guard!

*in Giovanni's office*

GIOVANNI: Yes, ROuge...together, with Shaymin, we shall...

*Door bursts open*

ROUGE: Oh dear...all the Rocket Grunts have been hypnotized by Hypno!

GIOVANNI: We're screwed!

DARKPOKEBALL: Not yet!

ROUGE: How'd you get here?

DARKPOKEBALL: CHainsaw Meowth! Take out those Rocket grunts!

*Big fat war ensues*

DARKPOKEBALL: FinalDestination...funny we should fight here.

FINALDESTINATION: Why'd you team up with the villains?

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Ha! Hypno, I have a helmet that protects me from your pendulum!

OVERPOWERED HYPNO: I'll just knock it off...

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Go ahead and try!

*ROUGE drops bombs on Rocket grunts*

SHAYMIN: Min?

*Shaymin finds window. Shaymin jumps out window, which is ten stories high...uh oh.*
 
I jump out of the window, and catch Shaymin. Unfortunately, I meet death.

OVERPOWERED HYPNO: *knocks off Chainsaw's Meowth's helmet* *sways his pendulum to hypnotize everyone* Snap out of it! When I jump, you will snap out of this trance! Anyways, stop fighting over a Shaymin! And take a look out the window. *jumps*

Everyone rushes over to the window to see that Final Destination has gone to a better place, while Shaymin has a few scratches here and there.

OVERPOWERED HYPNO: Now then. *sends out Palkia* Rouge, you're going home!
PALKIA: Roooaaarrrr! *opens a portal*
ROUGE: No, now that that fool has gone and committed suicide over a hedgehog, it's up for grabs--*tripped into the portal* AIEEEEEE
PALKIA: *seals it*
OVERPOWERED HYPNO: As for everyone else...

*violence*
 
As the violence ensues, my Chainsaw Meowth runs off to Mew.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Mew...your tears brought Ash back from the grave. Can you do the same with my friend?

MEW: Mew Mew?

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Great! NOw to get you to cry...*revs up chainsaw*

LUNIC: Halt! I am a pokemon ranger, seeking good for all pokemon! Leave that Mew alone.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Make me.

*SOLANA runs up and joins LUNIC*

SOLANA: Yeah! Let your friend go!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: No way!

*violence, Mew cries over the violence because it doesn't like it. Chainsaw Meowth bottles up the tears and sends them to me through Pelipper*

SOLANA: Lunic! I'll handle the Meowth! Stop that Pelipper!

LUNIC: Got it!

*I recieve the tears and bring FD back to life*

DARKPOKEBALL: Final Destination...it's like a war is being fought over this Shaymin! *holds up SHaymin*

LUNIC: Wait...is that SHaymin?

FINAL DESTINATION: This can't be good...

LUNIC: GIve me the Shaymin if you ever want to see your MEowth again...

DARKPOKEBALL: THere's no way that you defeated Chainsaw....

LUNIC: Wanna bet?

DARKPOKEBALL: This Shaymin...too much pain. I must destroy it!

FINAL DESTINATION + LUNIC: NO!

*suddenly Shaymin transforms into Sky Forme because a Gracidea flower fell from the sky. It flies away*

DARKPOKEBALL: No!

LUNIC: Hmph.

*LUNIC captures Darkpokeball and Final Destination and puts them in a cell, where they meet Chainsaw Meowth*

DARKPOKEBALL: Chainsaw, you're okay!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Not that it matters. How are we going to get SHaymin now? How are we going to escape?
 
*meanwhile, Overpowered Hypno comes across Lunick and Solana*

LUNICK: A Hypno...but it looks angry. CAPTURE ON--

SOLANA: Wait. What if this is a trainer's Pokemon? We can't just wave our stylers at any Pokemon all willy-nilly!

LUNICK: Riiiight...CAPTURE O--

OVERPOWERED HYPNO: The girl is right. Now...*sways his pendulum* ranger girl, you will attack the boy ranger. When I sway my pendulum again, you will hand over your styler then snap out of your trance.

SOLANA: Oh...kay...Plusle...use...Thunderbolt...on...Lunick...

PLUSLE: Plusss? *uses Thunderbolt*

LUNICK: EEEEEE

STYLER: The styler has been destroyeeeeedd..d....ewddsfcd. *powers off*

OVERPOWERED HYPNO: *waves it again*

LUNICK: Snap out of it, Solana!

SOLANA: *hands over the Styler and then snaps out of the trance* Huh? ...oh no, Lunick! I think we've been duped!

LUNICK: You don't say...

OVERPOWERED HYPNO: Heh heh! *runs away to where Shaymin is resting* Capture on?

SHAYMIN: Miiin? ...minn...

OVERPOWERED HYPNO: *captures Shaymin* Now to break FD out...

*back at the cell*

OVERPOWERED HYPNO: *opens the cells*

FD + DPB: Thanks, Hypno!

OVERPOWERED HYPNO: You're welcome. For now though, FD, we're going on a cruise. Let's go. *teleports away with FD*
 
I find you in FD, and then I hire Team Dim Sun and they bring out a Regigigas. While capturing, your Styler almost breaks. I steal Shaymin and hide in Kelapton.
Hippoli: Fiii!!!(runs away)
Me: ...
Let's keep you safe...here.
Togecchi: Ongek!
Me: Don't go anywhere. That Togecchi is a guard!
Shaymin: ...Min?
 
Given that Overpowered Hypno teleported away, leaving me and Meowth in an open cell, we're left to escape Rocket Headquarters. As we are escaping, we hide in a laboratory. There, we see a Rocket experiment entitled: SHAYMINTWO. I grin, and think I might end up with SHaymin after all, so I release SHAYMINTWO. However, remember the difference between Mew and Mewtwo? Same applies with Shaymintwo. Shaymintwo is aggressive, like Mewtwo was, and it looks like a completely new pokemon...so I escape on a convienent Hoverboard. As we fly, an enraged Shaymintwo follows.

DARKPOKEBALL: This isn't good!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Look, it's the real SHaymin!

The two of us swoop in and grab Shaymin.

DARKPOKEBALL: Great! Now Shaymin, battle with your counterpart like Mew did with Mewtwo!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: But...that fight isn't going to end!

DARKPOKEBALL: Unless somebody jumps in between, turns themselves to stone, and becomes an instant hero.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Darkpokeball...you want to be a hero?

DARKPOKEBALL: Yup...I want to be known so well, that Shaymin will have no choice but to love me! Look, here's my chance! NOw, Meowth, remember to cry after I'm stone, so I can be brought back.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Wait!

DARKPOKEBALL: See ya!

*Darkpokeball jumps off hoverboard, an goes in between Shaymin and Shaymintwo's deadly rays...and falls right in the gap between them because...well...it's an air battle. Note the hoverboard.*

DARKPOKEBALL: NO!!

*CHAINSAW MEOWTH grabs Shaymin and flies on the hoverboard off to somewhere between Kanto and Hoenn, while not in Johto*

DARKPOKEBALL: Wait! What about me?! That ground looks awfully bone-crunching hard!
 
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