My Dragonite was holding a Lum Berry and was cured of its paralysis. It flaps its wings to blow away the distortion cloud, before getting more Lum Berries out of my bag to free myself, Buizel and my other Pokemon. I begin thinking up a complicated strategy to enter the Distortion World... and then realise you left the portal open. I enter, and meet Cyrus, convincing him that I'm on his side. He helps me attack you and keeps your Pokemon and Giratina busy, while my Dragonite attacks you, making you drop Shaymin. I leap back through the portal, and use Shaymin's Seed Flare to close it, locking you and Giratina in there forever. I return home to my recently-built fortress, with Electrode pit traps, advanced Aggron security guards (they just blast anything that isn't me), a high-tech laser beam security system and a small group of Lucario bodyguards, who are by my side at all times.