Capt. Couch
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I've stolen things on multiple occasions.
Since Internet piracy is technically stealing, then I sure have stolen a lot (brownie points for the closest estimate!). When I started to do it, I thought, "Well, then the hard-working companies who bring us these things don't get their money..." Within a few seconds, I forgot about it and said, "All the Metallica and PS2 games I want for free?! AWESOME!" I don't have even an ounce of guilt.
I've stolen a snack from my school cafeteria. Yeah. Hardcore. :\ What was funny was that the cashier hardly noticed since she always seems to radiate an atmosphere of "I hate my job" every time you approach her. Once again, no guilt.
I almost stole a huge stack of one-dollar bills from within a vending machine. They were resting on the lower part of the inner frame, but I couldn't get the door open wide enough to get a whole lot. Instead, I had to cover for a few friends (security camera was nearby) who grabbed a small amount of it. The biggest haul was $6. :P I was feeling a lot more disappointed than I was guilty.
There are other things, but they're not worth mentioning.
Since Internet piracy is technically stealing, then I sure have stolen a lot (brownie points for the closest estimate!). When I started to do it, I thought, "Well, then the hard-working companies who bring us these things don't get their money..." Within a few seconds, I forgot about it and said, "All the Metallica and PS2 games I want for free?! AWESOME!" I don't have even an ounce of guilt.
I've stolen a snack from my school cafeteria. Yeah. Hardcore. :\ What was funny was that the cashier hardly noticed since she always seems to radiate an atmosphere of "I hate my job" every time you approach her. Once again, no guilt.
I almost stole a huge stack of one-dollar bills from within a vending machine. They were resting on the lower part of the inner frame, but I couldn't get the door open wide enough to get a whole lot. Instead, I had to cover for a few friends (security camera was nearby) who grabbed a small amount of it. The biggest haul was $6. :P I was feeling a lot more disappointed than I was guilty.
There are other things, but they're not worth mentioning.