Let me buy you an 'all you can eat' dinner.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose? (I dont know what I was thinking posting this lol!)
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself..... (Super lame)
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
I will post more up later.