Stupid Things You Did When You Were Younger

[Nikkie.]

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I once touched a HOT IRON. My mum was Ironing and she must have put it down because she had to fold the clothes. Then theres me.., I went to It and touched it, for about 5 secconds I kept my hand on. And I still have the marks to prove it.

 

[Gulpin]

Lets see.... Well, I ran into a table and had to get stitches in my eye.

Does that count?

 

[Yrie]

Squeezing coal in my hand and thinking it would turn into diamonds after my second grade teacher gave us a vague description of how diamonds are made

Obviously, it didn't work

 

[Enfys47]

I was surprisingly sensible when I was younger. The stupidest thing I did was put a sparkler (to be fair, it had gone out.) against my face. Oh, and I did jump off a spinning office chair and break my arm. Two incidents in the space of ten years. Not bad, considering what stupid things I do now!

 

[Dawn's Hat]

When I was about 7, me and my friend decided to capture a wasp inside a toy Pokeball, and we called it Beedrill. We then drowned the wasp inside the Pokeball, whilst yelling "Surf!" The wasp died.

 

[Pechachu]

I've done too many stupid things to list. Really, we'd be here all day listening to my bad life choices as a child, but the only one that I really feel like sharing wasn't entirely my fault.
When I was about 5, I suddenly, in the space of a few minutes it seemed, developed a rash that wouldn't fade when pressed with a glass, so my mother thought it was meningitis. She rushed me to hospital, because I couldn't tell her what was wrong, and we waited for a few minutes before a doctor rushed us into another room to check up on me- since, you know, meningitis is a huge deal and all.
He looked at my rash, which was big, red, and blotchy all over my face, and burst out laughing. He took a damp cloth, and simply wiped it away. Turns out in the few minutes before my rash had magically appeared, I had been blowing through the straw in my juice cup and it had sprayed back in my face. Being a messy little child, I didn't notice/wipe it away, so it had dried onto my skin looking like I was suffering from some tropical disease. The nurses were panicking over black current juice.
We were laughed out of the hospital, and my mother was too ashamed to show her face in the area again. 8D

 

[Stevo-kun]

Yes I have, most notably was running into a closed door on purpose when I was still in school.

 

[TwilightBlade]

Dur, I'm young, so I still do stupid things. 8D

My parents said that when I was about 4, I was almost ran over by a car. I didn't look. o3o

I once put a can of Coke in the freezer and forgot about it, so it exploded a couple hours later. Also, I put aluminum foil in the microwave so I almost set the kitchen on fire. I fed my dog chocolate flavored waffles.. I should not be in the kitchen, exactly. x]