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Stupid Things You Have Done

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I'm a big wimp, but nothing really bad (like sticking metal objects in the outlet) has happened to me yet.

1) while talking to my friends, I confused Hilary with avril (they looked at me like I had risen from the dead) XD i'm clueless in the world of celebrities...
2) When I was about two, running from my dad in a grocery store and not looking where I was going -- WHAM! At least it only got me two stitches XD
3) Tried to jump and swing around the stairs....my head missed the rail by about half an inch
4) For unknown reasons, I have accidentally hurt both my ankles by my feet tilting to one side while I am running....
5) Tried to do a candlestick during P.E. without tucking the bottom of my shirt into my pants ("my shirt will hold itself up", I thought). Everyone enjoyed that P.E. :embarrass:
6) Tried to stand up on a rain-sokaed slide. I fell down backwards and the egde of the slide caught me in the back. I couldn't breathe without pain for the next half an hour and I couldn't pronounce "H". I could hardly move without hurting myself and I had to try to shout if I were even to speak in a whisper.
7) I thought it would be a good idea to walk barefoot across a mussel bed when I was in Alaska XD Got me a couple of blisters and quite a few waterproof bandages.
 
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Ah, I've remembered.
-I was playing rounders, and I tripped over a cone and went flying head-first into the wall.
-Started three fights
-Having a ruler competition with my friend, seeing who could wack himself more times with the ruler. Ouch!
-Ran downstairs numerous times, it was only a matter of time untill I fell, and when I did...ouch
-Generally being a daredevil
 
Shaved myself last summer... I can only say it itched awfully when I walked... o.0
 
Mwar, I did that once too. They ain't kidding when they say shaved hair comes back fuller and thicker O_o;;;;;
 
went to flannigan so my friend could get some illicit "items" (very dumb of me to go) had a gun pulled on me, so we sped off.

even dumber, while there i had my knife out like it would do something against a bullet lol

drank alcohol in front of a cop who was questioning me (and got away with it)

*thinks of something legal to add...*

doused my hand with rubbing alcohol and lit it on fire, which spread up my arm and on my shoulder lmao
 

Oh man, my list would take up soo many pages!
Heres a few of the best ones.

1.) Walked out the front door of my trailor before they built the porch XD
2.) Got my head stuck in a hotel balcony railing while yelling at my cousin three floors down.
3.) Fell UP the stairs cause I was going too fast and missed one step and fell flat on the floor at the top.
4.) Ramped the handicap ramp thing at the post office with a razor scooter and almost hit some old person!
5.) Did a wheelie on my bike with sandals on (I flipped backwards too XD)
6.) Tried to do a barspin on a bike with brake lines XD
7.) Threw my pencil up in the air and got it stuck in the roof, then got the teachers yard stick thing and started swinging at it!
8.) Threw a magazine out the classroom window and hit a teachers car, the alarm went off.
9.) Attempted a backflip on my bike. (bent the rems really bad)
10.) wore two diffrent shoes to school (I didn't notice till gym XD)
 
... Not asking my best friend out before she did... ._.
 
Wooooah! I just revealed my entire address ta some random people from PC on MSN!! XD
 

Ok time for a few more.
1.) Rode down a hill on a old powerwheels truck that we kicked the motors off and almost got ran over!
2.) Paired with Randall (which he decided he found someone better after 2 days.) (Note to Randall: If you read this post, THIS is being rude, not throwing stuff at you in the "throw an item" thread.)
3.) Went down a hill on a garbage can lid! (what kid in Tn hasen't tried this stunt? =P)
4.) Went paintballing (oh man those things hurt! but still fun, I'd do it agian XD)
 
speaking of shaving...i was chatting on AIM to my friends, and needed to shave, so i decided to multi-task. Ended up nicking myself 5 times, and then not thinking again, put on this special kind of aftershave (that is aftershave and cologne all in one) on, right on top of my cuts. Boy, did it every BURN!!!
 
I got banned from a site...
 
^ Rofl.

Um, jumped off of a pier at midnight into the ocean, drank, smoked, punched someone in the face...

Yep.
 
*sigh* Out of accident this morning(Monday) I just drank Thursday's milk. >_<
...no side effects though. ^_^
...yet. o.0
 
I hacked my friend's aol screen name, now he is mad!
 
well, when i am bored i staple things. so one day i was bored, and waiting for my computer to load, so i decided to staple something (i think it was an old school report or something). So i stuck my hand under the stapler, and pushed down with all of my force, and then screamed in pain. I had hit my index finger and drove the staple completely into it, except for the top part of the staple. I couldn't pull it out, cause every time i tried, i almost pulled off some skin, so i had to take a paper clip and go under the staple to pull it out. it hurt real bad.
 
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well, when i am bored i staple things. so one day i was bored, and waiting for my computer to load, so i decided to staple something (i think it was an old school report or something). So i stuck my hand under the stapler, and pushed down with all of my force, and then screamed in pain. I had hit my index finger and drove the staple completely into it, except for the top part of the staple. I couldn't pull it out, cause every time i tried, i almost pulled off some skin, so i had to take a paper clip and go under the staple to pull it out. it hurt real bad.
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That happened to my friend in 2nd grade in school. I was right next to him. Sorry to hear that happened to you, too.
 
yeah, it really hurts, and it was really bloody. i would not reccommend it, just in case anyone feels like seeing how bad it hurts. Plus, i nearly had to get stiches (dang industrial staples XD )
 
*sigh* I ate an ant yesterday. o.0
...and another one today.
...the second was bigger. O_O;;;
 
I believed it when someone told me that there was a spider in my shoe o_O
 
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