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Stupid Things You Have Done

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I figured i'd leave this page open and type everything that came to mind. I asked my family and friends to help me think of some stupid things ive done.

1) Called my friends and family to think of stupid things I've done. XD
2)I burned every George Bush sign I saw. (WHY whould we want the most powerful people in our country to be named George Bush, **** Cheney, and Colon Powers?)
*Hopes above stated doesn't get him in trouble with a moderator*
3) Threw a mixture of Chlorine Bleach and Aluminum foil in a 1 liter pop bottle under a car to see if it would blow up. (It didn't, but the bottle did. Maybe if i used more than an inch of bleach and TWO sheets of aluminum foil... hmm...)
4) Rearanged every thing I could move in my mother's apartment by about 6 inches into the walkway and tried to see if anyone noticed. (It's been a MONTH!)
5)Let's just say I made the outside of my neighbor's house 'flourescent'. XD
6)I placed some lighter fluis AND gasoline into a candle. *Note to self. Warn Grandma*
7)To win a bet of $100 I filled an empty bottle of vodka with water, and had a drinking contest with some drunkered i met at a party. His bottle wasn't water, and I ended up drinking him under the table. I got the $100 and the people who were with him and him were too drunk to remember.
8)I pretended to be blind in a city street to *ahem* accidentally bump into women. If you get my drift.
9) I litterally have done almost everything on this list:
https://www.ehumorcentral.com/Directory/Jokes/1218.html
It was REALLY fun because I'm a male. XD
I can't think of anymore right now.
 
1) I Was Openimg A Set Of Juiceboxes that was all wrapped in plastic together with a knife.
The knife went through the plastic and almost stabbed my brain.

2) After A Bath, I Went To Plug In A Heater And I Got Electrocuted.

3) Got My Head Stuck Through A Railing.

4) Fell Down The School Stairs

5) Through Sand In A Girl's Eyes In Kindergarden

6) Stuffed The Yoak From A Boiled Egg Into My Mouth And Almost Choked

7) Made My (Fake) Best Friend Cry

8) Stuck My Underwear On My Head And Ran Around
 
jhgghyu said:
I believed it when someone told me that there was a spider in my shoe o_O
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oooo - that reminds me of when i put a live zecedia (locust) in my friend's Mountain Dew, put another one in his shoe, and ate a choclate covered zecedia to fufill a bet (hey, the things only come around once every 17 years!)
 
The stupidest thing I've probeblly done was front fliping off his roof on to him when we we're imitating our favorite wrestlers, luckly I wasnt hurt. Im not doing it again with out an audience though XD
 
Didn't ask out this awesome girl that I totally SHOULDA asked out >_<!
 
Tch. Today I took out the ink in my pen an' spread it all over my face durin' physics class ta shake off the boredom. Tch, some o' my friends even took a pic of me with their cell phones. XD
Tch. Well that killed half an hour! XD
 
Well one time I jumped on the couch cause Pokemon was on and I sprang my ankle and had to go to the hospital cause of it.
 
me and my friend had a contest in class to see who could staple the most staples in their arms in 30 seconds...i got 12 he got 9, so i won...it didn't really hurt, but it was stupid i guess
 
I stood up 'till 3am sending 150MB into Pory's mailbox, with my watch set to wake me up every 7 mins when upload was complete so that I could send the next. XD
I mixed 2l of Cola and 2l of beer and threw up... DON'T TRY IT!!
 
Said pokemon was better than MTG in a room of more than 200 MTG players...(how am I even alive today?)
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What's MTG?
Oh yeah, I just remembered this
It was my birthday and I was dancing around my living room after watching Pokemon and this metal globe happened to be on the floor. I stepped on it, the metal went into one of my toes, I hopped to the bathroom to see what happened, on the way, I saw blood splatter on the floor. So when I got to the bathroom, it turns out the metal had cut deep into my toe at a bizarre (and nauziating) angle. The weird thing was that I felt no pain.
So that's how I spent my birthday, waiting in the hospital wait room and had to get stitches in my toe. Ugh, even today I shudder in disgust. I have a weak stomach.
 
Let's see here...

1) I'm an experienced swimmer, having been with a swimteam before. I was in a hotel indoor pool without my goggles and I ended up swiming face first into the wall.

2) I was talking on the phone with a friend of mine, and was about to hang it up. At the time, I had bunk beds, and I was on the top bunk, while the phone base was next to the bottom bunk. I reach down to hang it up and I fall off, slaming back first into the table right below. I looked like a pro wrestler falling from a lader onto a table. >_<;

3) Telling a teacher about another teacher nearly breaking my leg (true story) while the other teacher was around. Needless to say, I got triple homework.

I've got more, but that's all I can think of right now.
 
Tch, I got home all wet through the rain, because even though I had an umbrella in my schoolbag I was too lazy to take it out. XD
 
I justtreated one of my best friends here like ****!! Tha tseems prety stupid to me. :(
 
Well......

1)I once let my dog eat crackers out of my mouth (XD)

2)Jumped off side of pool and missed (too high not enough distance XD)

3)Drank a FULL Gatorade through my nose and got sick (This was fun)

4)Fell asleep on a rollar coaster with loops waking up on HUGE DROP THEN LOOP (I almost fainted)

5)Throwing my teachers' book out of room (as a joke, but still got in trouble)

Need I say more?
 
I cheated a couple of times on Spelling tests (the words were SO hard though >_O) I'll try to come up with some more stupid things later on.. XP
 
Lol, I just added myself to my MSN contact list 'cuz the MSN wouldn't've seen my contact card otherwise.
Tch. I feel like some kind of narcissist. XD
 
My pee leaked out and drip all over the floor in the public, luckily for me it was raining heavily and im wearing a raincoat.

When I was young , I accidentally hold another womens hand and called her mother.

And Most Of the Time, i woukld forgot to zip my pants

i think thats all
 
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