*breaks into the SDCC on a toaster and jumps off, activating his parachute and, surprisingly, lands safely*
Oh, but why tha deadness people?
C'mon, tch, let's bring some life in here by dancin' like idiots!
Everybody! Do the idiot dance!
*dances like a retard*
...hmm, tch, that didn't work... gotta get some ppl here an' fast... *fills the SDCC with 50 kilos of U-235 and causes a fusion reaction using bread and paper clips*
BOOOOOM!!
Hey look everyone! Tch, a nuclear Explosion! Come to tha SDCC quickly an' look!
*is vaporized by the blast*